Fake Führer Cameron Kaiser

The Public Health Fuhrer for Riverside county since 1945. Quarantine rules and power grabs in 140 characters or less. Parody, just like the official account!

[Fake Führer Cameron Kaiser @FuhrerCameron]

Calling them “illegal fireworks from Mexico” is extremely offensive. Please refer to them as “undocumented fireworks”. Thank you. #WWIII #fireworks #IndependenceDay #KingKaiser

[Fake Führer Cameron Kaiser @FuhrerCameron]

@RivCoDoc As you can see, almost 2,000 people died in one year in all of riverside county!!! Clearly sound reason to ruin the lives of nearly two and a half million people. I’d happily screw over 99.92% of the population to not save 0.08% again tomorrow.

[Fake Führer Cameron Kaiser @FuhrerCameron]

@RivCoDoc First question from a miss Kelly, “ya I have a lot of questions, number one: How dare you”

[Fake Führer Cameron Kaiser @FuhrerCameron]

@RivCoDoc It’s even more important to remember that we have millions of vaccines in refrigerators. The longer they stay there, the longer I have power. Long live #KingKaiser

[Fake Führer Cameron Kaiser @FuhrerCameron]

We did it guys! The year 2020 is over and we’ve defeated covid! ...just kidding. We still plan on ruling you peasants for a long long time! #HappyNewYears #KingKaiserForever

[Fake Führer Cameron Kaiser @FuhrerCameron]

@RivCoDoc If you believed anything we‘ve told you about the #COVID19 vaccine, then you’ve DEFINITELY been scammed.

[Fake Führer Cameron Kaiser @FuhrerCameron]

@RivCoDoc This systems really not made for all the fake numbers we keep adding. We should have went with Dominion...

[Fake Führer Cameron Kaiser @FuhrerCameron]

@FrankieThumper First of all, how dare you. Your income?! All you have belongs to the state. #KingKaiser

[Fake Führer Cameron Kaiser @FuhrerCameron]

I couldn’t agree more, being poor needs to be abolished! It’s immoral!!! #WeAreTheOnePercent #AbolishPoverty #EndCapitalism #StartSocialism #GetRichQuick

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

Equal justice doesn't exist in our death penalty system.

You’re better off if you’re rich and guilty, than if you’re poor and innocent.

It’s unjust. Immoral. And needs to be abolished.

[Fake Führer Cameron Kaiser @FuhrerCameron]

#15DaysToSlowTheSpread oops I mean #FlattenTheCurve oops I mean #BlackLivesMatter oops I mean #WearAMask oops I mean #VoteBlue oops I mean #StayHomeSaveLives oops I mean....

[Fake Führer Cameron Kaiser @FuhrerCameron]

@RivCoDoc It seems to be a pretty gnarly virus and, as you all know by now, we really don’t know what we’re talking about when it comes to viruses. Please be patient and we’ll resume ruining your lives shortly! #KingKaiser #BePatient #StayObedient

[Fake Führer Cameron Kaiser @FuhrerCameron]

Fear not dear plebeian - Operation Warp Suppository is well underway. We’ll be penetrating that last remaining sphincter of freedom in no time! #KingKaiser #TakeItLikeAMan

[Fake Führer Cameron Kaiser @FuhrerCameron]

Twitter just banned me for my name “Führer Cameron Kaiser” apparently I was impersonating someone... I can only assume they meant I was impersonating a Führer. Name changed to reflect that I am indeed a FAKE Führer, but one day I hope to be a real one! Bring on more lockdowns!

[Fake Führer Cameron Kaiser @FuhrerCameron]

@RivCoDoc Someone’s gonna need to #StopTheSurge in my pants after all this excitement from me usurping more authoritarian power! #KingKaiser

[Fake Führer Cameron Kaiser @FuhrerCameron]

@GavinNewsom You guys are all overreacting! Have you even eaten at French Laundry?! It’s to die for! #DoAsWeSay #BraveLeader #KingKaiser @_TFL_

[Fake Führer Cameron Kaiser @FuhrerCameron]

Anyone else think @jack giving off mad Billy Bauer vibes today? #BlackMirror #SenateHearing

[Fake Führer Cameron Kaiser @FuhrerCameron]

@RivCoDoc Voting is clearly a *very* important topic to me...an unelected “health officer”, but I’m not political guys! I only care about my, err I mean, YOUR well being! #KingKaiser #VoteEarly #VoteBlue

[Fake Führer Cameron Kaiser @FuhrerCameron]

@RivCoDoc Originally the “doctor” in the second illustration was holding a hammer and sickle, but marketing said that made our objectives too obvious... #FascismInOurTime #TrustWhiteRobes #KingKaiser #COVID19

[Fake Führer Cameron Kaiser @FuhrerCameron]

@RivCoDoc Bei den diesjährigen Wahlen gibt es drei Möglichkeiten, sicher abzustimmen! Of course, we’ll simply not count the votes against the positions of our dear leader @GavinNewsom #WeRule #KingKaiser #KingKaiserForever #UnelectedBitches!

[Fake Führer Cameron Kaiser @FuhrerCameron]

@RivCoDoc And if you’re against lockdowns, tyranny, and fake news, you can go ahead and throw that ballot right in the trash (it would save my assistants the hassle!) #Vote2020 #KingKaiser #BallotHarvesting #ballotfraud

[Fake Führer Cameron Kaiser @FuhrerCameron]

Destroy the economy by the end of the year?! Two weeks! Let’s do it in TWO WEEKS!! @bluthquotes #kingkaiser #coronavirus #lockdown #themeparks #reopening #California

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

Two weeks.