Mr. Panda

"Being of pure hyperbole." Scholar, writer, fandom dweller: Mr. Panda--one day Fuhrer KING Panda.

[Mr. Panda @FuhrerKingPanda]

Day 23 of @Hilton being the worst. They have officially returned my money. Discover closed the issue 7/9, but credits the posting to 6/30. Whatever. That's 305 days of unjust enrichment. Still waiting on that promised legal team contact

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Day 22 thinking about the bar being at the Titan submersible resting site when it comes to @Hilton customer service

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@Cuongled6kk @Hilton Terrible customer service is the norm at @Hilton

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Day 21 and @Hilton still has my money. They are dutifully silent on all channels

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@Hilton @deepikapadukone @Mikey_mccleary You know what would make me dance? You not stealing my money

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Day 20 since @Hilton boldly announced they stole my mone. I wonder how many Diet Cokes I can buy off the interest

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@Hilton @another_GI_Joe Don't even bother. They'll tell you they're grateful for the chance to review their processes and give you 10k points for the trouble 🙄

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@Robertwill221 Sure do. And I'm counting every day toward the statutory interest amount until @Hilton fully refunds it.

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Day 18 of reminding @Hilton about the fact they stole my money 💰

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Day 19, having a snack, thinking about @Hilton stealing enough money to pay for over 250 Italian subs from Turkey Hill 🤑

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Day 17 telling @Hilton they should hire some Furries to fix their so-called glitches. They won't, because the glitch is internal policy not technology

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Day 16 of reminding @Hilton there's no rest until I get fully compensated

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Day 15 of @Hilton continuing to be the worst hotel chain in the civilized world

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Day 14 of @Hilton and the delay, deflect, deny routine. The wall of silence remains unbroken since my last email, but I'm still counting the days!

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@SFortuneH @Hilton Boy howdy, Hilton stealing money again!

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Lucky Day 13 where @Hilton stole my money, has threatened me with a referral to their impotent legal team (who seemingly has avoided reaching out because they're clearly in the wrong), and hasn't even bothered to respond to my last email

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@Hilton How much food could I get with ten thousand points? Keep in mind that's what you tried to give me to make up for stealing thousands of dollars

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Day 12 of reminding @Hilton they stole my money. I could get a nitro cold brew every day for a year off the amount you have failed to return to me and have leftovers

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Day 11 and still waiting for @Hilton to fix the thing where they stole my money. I wonder if everyone on corporate hangs out here

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@allie__voss Tbh I'd be fine with not teaching Grapes of Wrath 😜