Roger Finger

NHL/NFL junkie. Currently trying to understand Premier League. Unreasonable supporter of the Maple Leafs & Steelers. I get the show. 5 cigar a day degenerate.

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@kourtneyinhell It's 2026. People like to fuck. Mind ya business, prudes.

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@kourtneyinhell2 Came "on" the jugs.

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@kourtneyinhell2 Anyone not on your onlyfans really needs to get their shit together.

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Drew Brees at home watching 44 yr old Philip Rivers torch a playoff defense on #MNF #NFL

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[BNO News @BNONews]

NEW: Large explosions after UPS Flight 2976 crashes near Louisville International Airport in Kentucky

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If Dick Cheney is dead, then one can only assume that they've found oil in hell.

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Billionaire #ceo2025 busted with his blonde HR Manager mistress at a #Coldplay show has to be the whitest sentence ever produced.

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@kourtneyinhell As he should.

[Roger Finger @FukkinFinger]

When I was a kid, I dropped acid at a party, got dropped off at a gas station, tried to walk home, got lost in a town that only has like 40 roads, and woke up under a random bush while the birds mocked me.

So yeah... I've been on a Spiritual Journey.
#smalltown #ohio

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@btsteelcurtain Andre Hastings

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Watches "Blood In, Blood Out" once....
#LosAngelesProtests

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@AdamSchefter Conspiracy Thoery Man about to take my team from 9-8 to 9-8!!! 🔥🔥🔥

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@minakimes I need a breakdown on how new pope performs against the Cover 2.

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@AdamSchefter What's his 40 time?

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The only way this "American Pope" thing doesn't turn out to be total horseshit is for him to be named Pope Billy Bob Johnson and he ends every sermon with "hell yeah, brother".

[Vatican News @VaticanNews]

White smoke! The 133 Cardinal electors gathered in the Vatican’s Sistine Chapel have elected the new Pope. He will appear soon at the central window of St. Peter’s Basilica.

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@nataliegwinters Hope she can at least spell "onlyfans".....

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I'm fixing on writing my senator over this bullshit. What the actual fuck, #NFL

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@BarDown Leafs trading Dougie to the Devils for Steve Sullivan. I liked Sully. But Dougie should've been a Leaf for life.

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George Soros better hurry up and deposit my money or I'm fucking voting 3rd party. 🤣🤣🤣 Just bullshitting, fuck Trump. #BlueWave2024