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@Parody_PM Pass me the eye bleach followed by the ear bleach, please.

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@PeterStefanovi2 He's probably about right if you include children under the age of 12 months!

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@campbellclaret I agree with everything except the caring for cultists part, he's happily screwing his loyal fan base over and will continue to without a second though!

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@andwyrdan @MartinSLewis No, but two of my neighbours are plus a couple of friends.

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@Parody_PM This week, all while claiming to be the leader of the opposition, I will mostly be getting paid to attend Parliament. Instead, I'll be skiving off and spouting bollocks on the radio and getting paid for that as well.
#griftingshit
*fixed

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@PeterStefanovi2 Switch to Lebara for decent included roaming

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@GuidoFawkes @andreajenkyns They misspelled Griftian Fellowship

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@carolecadwalla Was he telling them to grow more beetroot?

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@Parody_PM Turdacotta

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@Barry71908120 @bushontheradio I'm waiting for Stephen Fry to correct her!

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@carolecadwalla I cannot imagine what my old 6th form head would think. He used to gather us together in front of the building to discuss what he had read in that morning's "Manchester" Guardian.

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@BylineFest @carolecadwalla @carolvorders Why the change of venue, have you realised DHT aren't the champions of social justice they proport to be?

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@Parody_PM Sing a song of thirty pence
A pocket full of lies
Four and twenty immigrants
That's what I dispise

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@Parody_PM 🤦 Three Florins doesn't quit have the same ring to it though.

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@Parody_PM Six Shillings None the Wiser

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@Parody_PM The Three Tanners
(10 pence pieces)

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@Parody_PM The Tweedledums

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@Parody_PM Or read!

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@RevRichardColes The green amenity spaces around me in Devon have been designted No mow May areas by the trust that maintains them. However, as they havn't been mown since last August there is now just chin height grass and nettles bordering the paths. Barely a wild flower to be seen!