Courtney Reynolds

🇯🇲 Stand Up Comedian 🇯🇲 *⚜️ΑΦΑ🤙🏿* He/Him/Dat Nigga

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I’m on a flight to Jamaica, way back in seat (22E) but there’s a man in first class with maracas 🪇…

Perspective…

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@spurs @NBAonNBC No dip dunk in his bag? Basketball is over!

[Courtney Reynolds @FullCourtComedy]

What is PMDD and why did this chick hate me so much?

[Courtney Reynolds @FullCourtComedy]

Ten years ago Nicki Minaj could do no wrong…

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My X is tellin everybody I was on drugs and fuckin hookers… ✌️

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@AvaGrace9211 Usual suspects

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One time my dad fell down the steps on his way to work at 7am…

He shouted the most beautiful stream of cuss words I’ve ever heard

(BumboPussyRassClatt)

He became my hero that day!

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Na Kam look exactly like Michael Irvin

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I only go to church when fine shit goes on vacation… I go and pray she comes back un-cracked… 🙏🏾

[RyanPatrick🇺🇸🦅 @RyanHatesGovt]

Visualize your reality.

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Some dope shit coming soon!

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Shorty spit for an hour and only had one bar… def needed to shave 🤷🏾

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Mr Beast and Jason Statham is mad random

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My first thought was, “Hide Candace Owen’s”

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I wish I was a drinker so I can have an excuse to write “do it fart” under pics that make me Randy.

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I got foes I look up to…

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Just reached for the stereo to turn up the voices in my head…

[Courtney Reynolds @FullCourtComedy]

If you ever find all your favorite red flags in one person…

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Prepare for the time of your life!

[Courtney Reynolds @FullCourtComedy]

Alls fair in love and war. I’m finna go fight over seas.

[Courtney Reynolds @FullCourtComedy]

I make a lot of jokes… but if I ever meet @DojaCat I’m proposing on sight. 😤