international party guy

i actually do have a really good bio but she goes to a different website

[international party guy @FullFatEdam]

Today marks 10 years to the day since I dished out the best putdown of my life. It involves me getting cuckolded by a rockstar, an incredibly specific pun and a ton of unfortunate events so I wrote this thread to tell you about it. It is a JOURNEY.

[international party guy @FullFatEdam]

Mr Crapo

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

OMG -- the RFK Jr breathing noises during this hearing are absolutely horrifying

[🇺🇦Луганський швайношиншил @POMAHMOBA]

I have that on quick dial

[Nathan J Robinson @NathanJRobinson]

this infographic is amazing

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

An important early 2010s artifact is this Nickelback video where Jason Alexander plays a barista competing against a fedora-wearing version of himself to create the most impressive latte art

[international party guy @FullFatEdam]

squid game korean dialog: and then I realized my son was nothing more than a symbol of my loneliness...my heart sank like leaves in fall

squid game english dialog: what's your favorite thing about being evil mine's the MONEY

[international party guy @FullFatEdam]

in other words, 210 arrests per dua lipa. you’re taking that deal ninety nine times out of a hundred

[WTNH News 8 @WTNH]

Police are baffled by the appearance of a loose seal in downtown New Haven Sunday afternoon. https://t.co/5yQ5p6vZWr

[international party guy @FullFatEdam]

disgraceful. look at this fucking kerning

[international party guy @FullFatEdam]

currently announcing my candidacy for 2028 by carrying Too Many pretzels in the boarding group C line on southwest

[NewsWire @NewsWire_US]

California Gov. Gavin Newsom seen carrying his own bag to economy section on Alaska Airlines flight, fueling 2028 presidential speculation — POLITICO

[Marco Rubio @marcorubio]

Maybe its just me , but could www.hulu.com be the single most important website in the history of the world? Its lavenous!!!

[international party guy @FullFatEdam]

good news fellas. they just said they’re gonna need guys with email jobs in the end times

[international party guy @FullFatEdam]

Vaxxed???

https://t.co/h7pnXeLhNH

[international party guy @FullFatEdam]

somehow the most ukrainian thing I’ve ever seen

[sean yoo @SeanYoo]

i have no explanation for this tiktok but i’m in awe of it. it feels like either a tim robinson sketch or A24 horror film.

[international party guy @FullFatEdam]

loopy kaur

[international party guy @FullFatEdam]

lot of musk fanboys suddenly clamouring for a participation trophy here

[The Verge @verge]

SpaceX’s Starship successfully takes off before bursting into flames
https://t.co/9cZnVgRr1X

[international party guy @FullFatEdam]

sadly i missed the end of the Super Bowl bc I scanned the QR code to watch the full roast of mr peanut. what happened

[international party guy @FullFatEdam]

I make that one per day she was in office

[BBC News (UK) @BBCNews]

Eleven gambles that went wrong for Liz Truss https://t.co/idlhnSEzgd

[international party guy @FullFatEdam]

watching shows about people your own age dealing with divorce and physically feeling your soul leave your body

[international party guy @FullFatEdam]

after the news about musk, crypto collapse and russia getting kicked out of kherson this week... don’t forget to check in on the absolute worst people you know

[(((Tendar))) @Tendar]

This is a remarkable live broadcast of CNN from Kherson City. The recording speaks for itself.

Every Russian soldier who was stationed in Kherson knows exactly that they were regarded as oppressors. This city never gave up and won. #Ukraine #Kherson