Joe

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Good Morning, Have A Great Day!

[Joe @FullMetalJoeX]

M' boy Billy
He likes food and belly scratches
#NationalLoveYourPetDay

[Joe @FullMetalJoeX]

Is it just me or do cereal boxes keep getting thinner?

[Joe @FullMetalJoeX]

Big news in Buffalo

Former 0 passer rating Peterman employed by used-to-be-good coach Gruden. 0 pro bowlers. It's only up from here boys

#GoBills

[Joe @FullMetalJoeX]

Big news from Buffalo; at 3-7, the Bill's still have a chance at the playoffs

[Joe @FullMetalJoeX]

This week in Buffalo

Dereck Anderson started one game in 2017 due to Newton violating the teams dress code. He managed to throw a pick in the one snap he played, and was then replaced by Newton. He is also starting over Nathan Peterman this Sunday Vs the Colts.

#GoBills

[Joe @FullMetalJoeX]

I believe in miracles, so I believe in Aaron Rodgers

#gopackgo

[Joe @FullMetalJoeX]

He said that Donald Trump called him and told him to knock that Russians ass out

[Joe @FullMetalJoeX]

Patrick Mahomes' left handed throw was the coolest shit I've seen all this year until I saw that hay maker by Derrick Lewis

[Joe @FullMetalJoeX]

And on the 635th day, Baker Mayfield got off the bench and ended the browns non-win streak once and for all

[Joe @FullMetalJoeX]

Update: 634 days since the Browns last won a football game

[Joe @FullMetalJoeX]

Saved by the divine grace of Tucker Carlson kicking wide-right

1-0-1 #GoPackGo

[Joe @FullMetalJoeX]

I'll be impressed with American technology once they decide to make a printer that actually frickin works

[Joe @FullMetalJoeX]

Worste part about having a tweaked back muscle is that it hurts everytime I reach into the fridge

[Joe @FullMetalJoeX]

Here is my dad outside the best doughnut shop in America

Happy fathers day

[Joe @FullMetalJoeX]

I always keep a banana handy for two reasons

1. Delicious nutritious snack to curve my deathly hunger
2. Eliminate a vehicle thats following me

[Zak Baudry @zakblutobooodry]

I have waited 14 damn years for this night, DO NOT TELL ME I CAN’T WEAR THIS OUT IN PUBLIC #Incredibles2

[Joe @FullMetalJoeX]

I dont know if my ceilings the best.

But it's up there.