@PaulAllan5@NSUWOLVES_BS Super nice kid. I know my son always looked up to him when he was helping with goalie night practices with @thegoalieclub
Stick taps for Shrub
I have decided to resign from Fantasy Life, effective later this season. I'm confident that Matthew Berry and Fantasy Life will continue to support the guillotine community with great products and content.
Rumors are the @Twins are currently in talks with @cubfoods to get a paper bag sponsorship for fan appreciation weekend. All 700 fans in attendance will get a free paper bag to wear over their head.
I'm sure @Securian investing a lot in an a partnership that tanks in value less than a week later is good for its brand as a *checks notes* an investment company.
Next sponsorship opportunity for the @twins : Don't just throw your fanbase under any bus, make it @JLBUS .
I've only been watching the @twins game for 5 min and sweet Jesus the @UmpScorecards on this one is going to be embarrassing.
@mlb needs a challenge system.