Lord Thomas “Honch” Kazansky

Nothing makes me special, I’m a piece of shit just like the rest of you

[Lord Thomas “Honch” Kazansky @FullSendRescue]

When he’s a 10 but uses a TerrAdaptor over a Vortex. 🚩

[Lord Thomas “Honch” Kazansky @FullSendRescue]

@JPE128

[Lord Thomas “Honch” Kazansky @FullSendRescue]

It’s 5am, you’ve already meditated, taken an ice bath, worked out for 5 hours while listening to Jocko, Rogan and Goggins simultaneously and written a motivational post on social media. You’re a joke and your family hates you. Grind with balance.

[Lord Thomas “Honch” Kazansky @FullSendRescue]

Take care of your wife/husband and take that newborn baby out of your bunker pants pocket you fucking fuck.

[Lord Thomas “Honch” Kazansky @FullSendRescue]

Candidates shouldn’t be losing 40-100lbs in the fire academy. They’re there to learn basic firefighter skills not participate in sleep away fat camp.

[Lord Thomas “Honch” Kazansky @FullSendRescue]

FYI, you look like an asshole with your “God bless the ghetto” sticker when your town has a household median annual income of $97,053. Correction, you look like more of an asshole when you work in a lower economic area and still wear that sticker.