Brent Celmins

Full-time dad, husband, writer

[Brent Celmins @FullTimeDad]

@czechgames Not sure where to turn here: one of my games in the TtA app is crashing.

[Brent Celmins @FullTimeDad]

I took my shot at following my passion and missed. Twice. Does that make me a failure? https://t.co/QRhYwofHo6

[Brent Celmins @FullTimeDad]

Our daughter was born. I left my job. My wife became the breadwinner. Now we are redefining our marriage. https://t.co/yXumx6mqfV

[Brent Celmins @FullTimeDad]

This just in: Frozen breastmilk can sour and force you to switch to formula while your wife is away on business. https://t.co/rWP9j4gsuG

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We went traveling with the baby for the first time. Here's how it went. https://t.co/iohIrX1qRK

[Brent Celmins @FullTimeDad]

My daughter is one month old. Here are some brief observations from my first month as a full-time dad. https://t.co/MkwRQKSuci

[Brent Celmins @FullTimeDad]

Now that the family is gone, we have to figure out our own rhythm to the day with the new baby. https://t.co/KPSvdd9otS

[Brent Celmins @FullTimeDad]

We were worried we might have to give our problem dog away after our daughter's birth. And then the two met. https://t.co/VEWG3vJPRU

[Brent Celmins @FullTimeDad]

Breastfeeding has put my wife into solitary confinement. I feel helpless to spring her loose. https://t.co/AzxVp6OGSY

[Brent Celmins @FullTimeDad]

How I failed my wife by not asking for her help. https://t.co/qSqdQYQPf4

[Brent Celmins @FullTimeDad]

Here are three things I didn't know before I had a newborn. https://t.co/cRajrpEZZF

[Brent Celmins @FullTimeDad]

My daughter was born last Thursday. Now my full-time gig really begins. https://t.co/vBJxqHC5Yc

[Brent Celmins @FullTimeDad]

No filing for an extension: less than a week out from the birth of my first child. https://t.co/3PLs2tN3HW

[Brent Celmins @FullTimeDad]

Here is an incomplete list of assumptions I'm making about the first year of parenting. https://t.co/XRzU2q1GOd

[Brent Celmins @FullTimeDad]

I think the Roku TVs made by @TCL_USA are the best bang-for-the-buck TV anywhere. Sorry, @Vizio. https://t.co/HmXqjuTKYf

[Brent Celmins @FullTimeDad]

Buying flowers for your pregnant wife on Mother's Day is totally overrated. https://t.co/Bll0G4ejwN

[Brent Celmins @FullTimeDad]

The customer service at @1800flowers is a nightmare. Employees should address customers' individual concerns, not give canned replies.

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Here's what we expect of our family when they come to visit the baby. https://t.co/YbvNjyK1qd

[Brent Celmins @FullTimeDad]

@iamDanami Thanks for the greeting! I'm really enjoying your music. Glad to connect, looking forward to hearing more.

[Brent Celmins @FullTimeDad]

Here are six things I'm doing to get ready for the baby. https://t.co/rLep7ASRDP