Philip Mott

Hiya buddy

[Philip Mott @Full_Time_Phil]

let's go drink beer and be pals and shit

[Philip Mott @Full_Time_Phil]

can’t get over how homeboy wipes his hands with dirt each time before rippin a dinger... #BoysWillBeBoys

[Mia Budd @itsmiafaith]

This. We need more of this.

[Philip Mott @Full_Time_Phil]

pretentious ass

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Outdoor temperature on Earth not quite your liking today? You��ll freeze solid or vaporize anywhere else. Average temps elsewhere: Mars: -80 F; Venus: +850 F; Moon: day +250 F / night -250 F; Mercury: day +800 F / night -300 F; Pluto: -350 F; Sun: day +10,000 F / night +10,000 F

[Philip Mott @Full_Time_Phil]

might fuck around and start wearing rain pants to class

[Philip Mott @Full_Time_Phil]

guess it’s time to stop getting haircuts guys

[Beth McColl @imbethmccoll]

all men do is get haircuts and buy six grey hoodies that they already own

[Philip Mott @Full_Time_Phil]

2019 off to a fire start already

[Philip Mott @Full_Time_Phil]

Her ASL is shit

[Mama Donna 🌞 @Soil2Soulutions]

Beloved gorilla Koko, famous for learning American Sign Language, passed away at 46. This is her last message to humanity.

[Nick @skibanr]

George H W Bush 🇺🇸

[Fusilli Spock @awstar11]

"If only America would be more like Europe in their fight against climate change"

[Philip Mott @Full_Time_Phil]

the goodest of boys

[ESPN @espn]

USC long snapper Jake Olson lost his sight at age 12 after being born with retinoblastoma.

He was joined by his dad and guide dog Quebec as he walked out to the Coliseum field for his last time as a Trojan.

[Philip Mott @Full_Time_Phil]

words cannot describe how excited I am for this Tiger vs Phil match rn #ComeOnLefty

[Philip Mott @Full_Time_Phil]

Asia doesn’t even seem like a real place

[Philip Mott @Full_Time_Phil]

“sometimes it just takes a little bit of testicles to make a world of difference” @PrincipalsKid

[AnthonyGucci @Anthonychit]

“This one for Steve”

[Philip Mott @Full_Time_Phil]

Such a strange dichotomy between this and the rest of the millennial meme humor on my tl... ya’ll ruining our fun with your doomsday talk man

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

To Iranian President Rouhani: NEVER, EVER THREATEN THE UNITED STATES AGAIN OR YOU WILL SUFFER CONSEQUENCES THE LIKES OF WHICH FEW THROUGHOUT HISTORY HAVE EVER SUFFERED BEFORE. WE ARE NO LONGER A COUNTRY THAT WILL STAND FOR YOUR DEMENTED WORDS OF VIOLENCE & DEATH. BE CAUTIOUS!

[Philip Mott @Full_Time_Phil]

Tiger making his saturday charge and sharing the lead... disappointing developments

[Philip Mott @Full_Time_Phil]

so far Carnoustie has been unbelievably tame and boring.. guys are going way too deep for a course that’s supposed to bring players to their knees. I want the promised carnage, damnit #TheOpen

[Philip Mott @Full_Time_Phil]

I swear summer instagram is just one big swimsuit competition

[Philip Mott @Full_Time_Phil]

I’m ashamed that i’m watching Nascar and actually enjoying it

[Philip Mott @Full_Time_Phil]

At first I thought “what kind of fucking idiot would do this to themselves” and then I saw homeboy’s sideburns at the end and it all made sense https://t.co/SspyyHaEpN

[Philip Mott @Full_Time_Phil]

@PrincipalsKid those CANNOT be real