Alex

How you doin?

[Alex @FultraAlex]

Not just that your piss turns a different colour, some say it turns red, I say its. . . Rosé

[Alex @FultraAlex]

Beet roots are a dangerous veggie

[Alex @FultraAlex]

It could convince any man they’ve anally hemorrhaged

[Alex @FultraAlex]

Sometimes we just be dabbin up at wild ass times

[Alex @FultraAlex]

How does it feel to be a terrible human being? 👹

[Alex @FultraAlex]

@PlayVALORANT @NVIDIAGeForce #BeyondFast

[Alex @FultraAlex]

Joker but he has alzheimers

[Richie Assaly @rdassaly]

Freedom Mobile users, for once

[Alex @FultraAlex]

When being chased run in a zig zag

[Alex @FultraAlex]

Who tf smells cereal?

[Alex @FultraAlex]

Imagine that man, He has to battle with god everytime he sits on that on that seat.

[Alex @FultraAlex]

A five minute shit is unacceptable

[Alex @FultraAlex]

The average shit per day (ASD) is either 3 times a day to ONCE every THREE DAYS. My guy shitting 3 times a week need them restdays inbetween.

[Alex @FultraAlex]

Thats why these mfs moan, they must be SO frustrated, constantly guzzling down salt water.

[Alex @FultraAlex]

Imagine being a whale, you’re always swimming with salt water in your mouth and yea you can always blow it out but, it wont stop from more coming in.

[Alex @FultraAlex]

The world is so wide, the world is so diverse.
Theres people out there, that, with the shear will.
Can cum in their shorts.

[Alex @FultraAlex]

Fathers weekend everybody, best enjoy or i’ll personally smash your balls with a, Hand. Made. 2 by 4.

[Belal Muhammad @bullyb170]

😂😂😂

[Alex @FultraAlex]

It’s wild how kids nowadays wont know the struggle of tryna have a convo on the family home phone.

[Alex @FultraAlex]

American back to school deals must really drop gun prices