7 people got arrested last night at the Fumblebuck County fair when things got out of hand at the demolition derby. The brawl allegedly started after a disagreement over whose sister was hotter.
@BobbyWilson1004 Confirmed true. “Young love in an old ford” was originally “butt stuff in an old ford” and “two feet on a dash board” was “make me grip the headboard”. Follow me for more truth.