TheFumblebuckTimes

Just a small town man covering the stories that matter in the town of Fumblebuck Georgia.

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@lukebryan @OfficialJackson @JonPardi Thanks for shitting on the genre with your pop music bullshit.

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@69420yourmother I do the same thing but with what shampoo my waitress uses. I’m not weird I’m curious.

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@WallStreetApes Well it doesn’t really look like she runs so I think she’s safe.

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@sarahtexe Who tf still votes? Do you leave out cookies and milk for Santa too?

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@daniel_kelloway @ThrillaRilla369 I have a PhD in custodial sciences. Piss off.

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@IfindRetards I worked hard for my PhD in custodial sciences and demand to be called “Doctor”.

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@NC5 Vanderbilt football fans out early this year.

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@compliantvc Pledge these nuts you fuckin dork.

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@3YearLetterman Man they’re getting their asses kicked this series. What is it now like 3-1?

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@sarahtexe I’ll vote for @TheoVon at this point. At least when he says something dumb it’ll be on purpose.

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@ClimateWarrior7 Air conditioning and a helmet. Fuckin dork.

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7 people got arrested last night at the Fumblebuck County fair when things got out of hand at the demolition derby. The brawl allegedly started after a disagreement over whose sister was hotter.

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@SECcousinShane I heard just lookin at the LSU logo makes you over the legal limit to drive.

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@ClaireFosterPHD Well if it’s a “Just world” we wouldn’t need a Supreme Court. Fuckin dork.

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@RollingStone No weight. No soul. #IMissFatLizzo

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@BobbyWilson1004 Confirmed true. “Young love in an old ford” was originally “butt stuff in an old ford” and “two feet on a dash board” was “make me grip the headboard”. Follow me for more truth.

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You can’t spell DUI without U and I.

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@EndWokeness SSRIs, STIs, and crazy eyes. A match made in hell.

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Who ever came up with the idea to use cameras to catch people speeding. Your mom’s a hoe.

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@SECcousinShane Cult.