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I woo women with my sensuous and god-like trombone playing and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in 20 minutes. I am an expert in stucco and an outlaw in Peru.

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@Excellentsalvic 5. But if I had the chance to smash, my answer would be 1.

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"You have 2 days to open the Straight of Hormuz! No wait, 10 days. Ummm.... until Good Friday. Feb 29th, 2028 work for y'all? I don't negotiate because I am the best negotiator the world has ever seen, but Cinco de Mayo is the absolute last date, my final offer!" #TACO #IranWar‌

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I am sure it has NOTHING to do with #Vegas becoming OUTRAGEOUSLY expensive? I was there last year and a burger combo at Johnny Rockets was around $25. Vegas feels busy on weekends, but the midweek slump is real https://t.co/iyUl7grTw8 via @usatoday

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All these years I thought #TheDeclarationofIndependence was the 13 colonies telling England to pound sand, but it was actually a declaration of "Unity and Love"! And to think it was written at the same time the Continental Army "took over airports"! UNCANNY!!!!

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IMO #MichaelBeach and #hiroyukisanada are 2 of the most underrated actors of my lifetime.

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@adewale Secret Level Episode 5 is probably the most bad-ass short I have ever seen. THANK YOU for that!!!!

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@thomasjordaniv @AdamSchefter 2.3YPC more than you would have had TJ! 😂

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#Eagles

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Four SCORES and 7 years ago…this #Eagles team kicked a$$…and is doing so again today!!!

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#StephCurry is a stone cold killer when it comes to basketball. Ice water in those veins and a killer instinct. #USABasketball #GOLD

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@alex_golflegend @RapSheet Has Madden 25 been released already? 🤔😂

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@RepMTG What a brilliant move that would be...the 2 biggest blue states - California and New York - generate over 20% of IRS tax revenue. But your brilliant idea is to cut NY off!

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@CariCole Congrats, you just shared an article from the fake news website "The People's Voice". Go ahead and look them up. If you actually believe their articles headlines, I got a bridge I will sell you. 🙄 Amazing how stupid and gullible people like you can be.

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@annvandersteel 2024 American: verify nothing, spout what goes along with your narrative as fact no matter how moronic it sounds.

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@BandwagonSp0rts @nflrums Yeah, no he isn't

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@Target may want to have a little training class for your pizza makers in Watauga, TX on how to spread the toppings out. They were ALL like this.

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@SonofSappho @JJCarrell14 @CoinDealerDCL That's the norm these days. Simply SAYING something is true counts as indisputable proof to a lot of people.

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@DeOppressoLibr_ @RpsAgainstTrump

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If you watch the show #Reacher on #PrimeVideo there is a great easter egg in season 2, episode 1 that just released today. Wonder if anyone else got it? Hint: Go to the 22:38 point, whole sequence is about 17 seconds.