ChatUpLines

Chat up lines, insults and compliments

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What does a women and milk cartoons have in common?

You have to open the flaps to get to the good stuff!

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Don't worry about the state of your legs, they're the first things I'm gonna push out of the way.

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I like being able to breathe but I wouldn't mind having that ass-thma

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Boy, are you the tiger from the Frosted Flakes box? Because you're looking "Grrrrreat!"

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Do you want to go and do what I'm going to tell my friends we did anyway?

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I bet your last name is Jacobs, because you're a real cracker

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Are you Yoda? Cause Yodalicious.

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Girl, you smell like burnt shit, coz your arse is on fire

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It doesn't take a genius to see how gorgeous you are but if it did I'd be overqualified

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I'd like to wear you like a hockey mask

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Do you like Nintendo because wii look good together

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Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.

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Iron man is red,
Thors hair is gold,
Get on your knees and do as you're told.

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I wish I was cross eyed, so I could see you twice.

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Baby, you turn my floppy disc into a hard drive

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Excuse me, but I'm really attracted to you and according to Newtons law of Gravity, you're attracted to me to.

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You look so sweet, you give me cavities.

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😂😂

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You make me feel like a suicide bomber. When I look at you, something exploded all over my pants.

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You still use internet explorer?
That means you like it nice and slow.