Fun Date Ideas

Need some fun ideas for you and your special someone? Well, you've come to the right place! [basically a shitpost account at this point]

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@AKindAleWar name Jeff is still funny

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HERE'S A ONE WAY TICKET TO THE BLONDE BOY ZONE

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new band name: The Harvey Weinstein Situation

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Chicken
Nugget, biscuit, nugget in a biscuit
Nugget, biscuit, nugget in a biscuit
Nugget, biscuit, nugget in a biscuit

Dip it all in mashed potatoes!

Nugget, biscuit, nugget in a biscuit
Nugget, biscuit, nugget in a biscuit
Nugget, biscuit, nugget in a biscuit

Dip it all in ma

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280 characters gives me enough for some goofs, but I can't tweet the entirety of Jim Davis' statement about the Garfield strip where Jon drinks a mug of dog cum. This is bullshit.

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my dick just got hard

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@BricksByMind First thing I noticed, actually. Thought it might've been a shitpost page mocking boys at first, but unfortunately, that was not the case

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you've gotta be shitting me

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can't a man make a shit masturbation joke without porn bots bugging him

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@nitzan541 what the fuck

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there's nothing like masturbating in your own bathroom after a long vacation

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when u shit so hard ur ass aches for the next hour

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fuck you faygo I'm calling my soda soda, nothin you can do about it dumbass

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fuck you a massive psn sale just started

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😢😢😢

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dicks lmao

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I'm here to fuck bitches and fly kites, and I'm all out of bitches.

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A PENIS WIDE THAT TOWERS HIGH IS CUMMING AT YOUR FEEEEEEEET

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don't you hate it when you finish a long masturbation session in the bathroom but as soon as you leave you have to take a shit

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I can only dream of being as badass as knuckles