The Normal One

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[The Normal One @FunFootballer]

Here’s a picture of #Everton stadium, I took from inside Anfield

Basically wanted to measure the distance between the two clubs

Based on my scientific methodology it stands at 36 Points

RT to enlighten the Everton fans 😂🥳🤪😆😀

[Ramy Abbas Issa @RamyCol]

Mohamed is doing perfectly fine and neither he nor I prefer to discuss sensitive future plans with people not involved in them. Both he and I are very private about these things. Yes, people may ask and they may get a standard polite response but that’s about it.

[The Normal One @FunFootballer]

@Mobyhaque1 63 is not old ….ha ha ha

[The Normal One @FunFootballer]

It’s so small, you be tweeting about it every day

[- @MusialaEra]

• Rio Ngumoha agreed a 5 year deal with Bayern, his brother even went to Bayern‘s office & training ground

• Eichhorn rejected Liverpool for Leipzig.

• Madrid gets 1+ Liverpool player ever year

Is Liverpool the smallest big club in the world?

[The Normal One @FunFootballer]

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Epic Weekend

[The Normal One @FunFootballer]

He has absolutely no clue 😅

[James Pearce @JamesPearceLFC]

Liverpool’s position on Arne Slot remains unchanged - despite a day of social media rumours.

[The Normal One @FunFootballer]

He’s not even the top 10 player of all time

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

😥 Are we witnessing the slow demise of the greatest player of all-time?

Surely this man can't be going to a World Cup?

[Matt @LegendEskimoBoy]

You’re the experts… you tell us.

[The Normal One @FunFootballer]

He is neither Cristiano or Salah

He’s not Ronaldo either, if he was, he did not have to train

[Liverpoolzy** @Liverpool_zy]

One thing I question about Isak is why did he take so long to get match fit after we signed him?

If it was Ronaldo or Salah who had to train alone at Newcastle, I'm very confident they'd be raring to go, match ready in a month.

Isak took like 4-5 months...#Liverpool #LFC

[Sir Kenny Dalglish @kennethdalglish]

Never forgotten. Remembering the 97 and all those affected by the Hillsborough disaster on the 37th anniversary. You are in our thoughts today and always.

You'll Never Walk Alone. ♥️

From Kenny, Marina, Kelly, Paul, Lynsey and Lauren.

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

Liverpool FC is deeply saddened by the passing of former goalkeeper Alex Manninger at the age of 48.

The thoughts of everyone at LFC are with Alex's family and friends at this difficult time.

[Everton @Everton]

On the 37th anniversary of the Hillsborough disaster, a permanent tribute to the 97 has been unveiled at Hill Dickinson Stadium. 💙❤️

[Everton @Everton]

Remembering the 97 on the 37th anniversary of the Hillsborough disaster. A tragic day for football and our city.

Forever in our thoughts. 💙❤️

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

They will never be forgotten ❤️

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

Our thoughts on this significant and poignant day, as always, are with all those affected by the tragedy at Hillsborough and we pause in memory of the 97 fans who will never be forgotten.

[Tom @TomH_1863]

Does anyone know a Paul Dobson on here? ST holder, South stand, row 25 & stands next to me, I believe he’s from the birches head area.

Stoke fan through & through, religiously never misses a home game but I haven’t seen him now for 3 games and want to know he’s ok. Thanks

[The Normal One @FunFootballer]

Arsenal don’t come to their own rescue 🙃

[WelBeast @WelBeast]

No team ever comes to Arsenal’s rescue when we need them to.

[A. @ThisIsAgam]

If you have to announce you’re the only smart one in the room, you’re probably not.

Let’s break this down properly:

- Losing to Southampton isn’t some ‘context-heavy anomaly’. It’s a structural failure. Rotation doesn’t excuse being outplayed in key moments. Elite systems absorb rotation, they don’t collapse from it.
- You say nothing was learned tactically yet admit the game became ‘basketball-y’. That is the tactical failure. Mikel Arteta’s entire model is about control. If chaos creeps in that easily, the system isn’t as robust as advertised.
- Blaming individual errors is lazy analysis. Repeated ‘unforced errors’ are usually a symptom of poor spacing, bad rest defence or lack of structure and not coincidence.
- The ‘second string XI’ argument is exaggerated. Good teams don’t go from dominant to dysfunctional because 2–3 profiles change. That drop off is on coaching.
- Saying ‘they’ll be prepared next time’ after getting tactically schooled by Pep Guardiola isn’t analysis, it’s hope.
- And calling Sporting the ‘weakest team left’ in the UCL? That’s not analysis either. That’s arrogance before a knockout tie.

For someone claiming to educate the masses, you should start with yourself.

[rly cool girl @hikingshawty]

today i napped for three hours and i had cereal for dinner hiking shawty fell off

[The Normal One @FunFootballer]

Bruno Fernandes has not played at
RB
DM
CM
RW
AM

Szoboszlai has

[Adam @AdamJoseph]

Bruno Fernandes leads Dominik Szoboszlai in Goals (6-4), Assists (12-2), Chances Created (78-44), Big Chances Created (18-5) & Player Rating (7.98-7.40, 7.56-7.15, 7.42-7.07).. & in 167 less minutes.

Stop overrating wonder goals & confusing them with genuine, season long impact.

[The Normal One @FunFootballer]

The irony of the question

[Forever Arsenal @Arsenal_N10]

Is this even allowed?