Fun Gary Barlow

Nothing beats vanilla.

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Mark was asking to meet up today but I couldn't. Those windows won't wash themselves.

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I was going to tweet you all to say Happy New Year but I didn't in the end. Twitter was a bit too busy and I was at the fireworks.

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Someone asked me today if I've got any ideas for a new album. I said 'Yes'.

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I've just heard my song on the radio. I said to my wife: 'Come and listen to me and the boys on the radio' and she did.

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It's a shame David Bowie didn't win Best British Act at the #BBCMusicAwards I thought he might but he didn't.

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Quick shower then off home. Those bins won't put themselves out.

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Good sing song that #BBCMusicAwards

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Few pelvic thrusts... oh oh oh ooohhhh oh...

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It's party time at the Labour club ladues and gentlemen. #BBCMusicAwards

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I've been quite busy today guys. Just put some stuff in the dryer. Winter's not great for drying clothes is it?

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Well guys I'm off to bed. Tomorrow's another day but if I don't go to sleep it'll just be like one big day.

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@FunBrianCox Hi Brian, this is Gary. It's quite a funny story about my gloves. They're black and they're missing.

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I went to oprn my advent calender today but realised I don't have one. The kids do but I don't.

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I bought a black suit today. You can never have too many black suits.

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Nice cup of tea and a good stack of Rich Teas for me tonight. I'll have to put the shower curtain back up first though #NoRestForTheWicked

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@FunBrianCox Why would he do that though Brian? That's cheating. Did you report it to the proprietor? Something has to be done about that.

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@FunBrianCox Oh you mean the one that used to be famous? Wel Brian, all I can say is... whatever floats your boat.

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Gloves update: They're still missing folks.

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@FunBrianCox By the other one are you referring to Nicole Schwarzenegger?

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@FunBrianCox We have a similar problem with Simon Cowell. Always preening he is.