Jessica Bunny

I catch boys watching me eat salads. Take a picture it’ll taste better. Beer drinker and bible reader. loves using the word “daddy” in an unironic way.

[Jessica Bunny @FunJessicaBunny]

I may have daddy issues but at least I don’t have Heavenly Father issues.

[Jessica Bunny @FunJessicaBunny]

If you have a problem with me we have a lot in common.

[jen merritt!!! @jennifermerr]

I like tall boys because their mouths are farther from my ears, and while they still say stupid shit, at least it’s a little quieter

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Once this class is over, it’s over for y’all.

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@ThugsteinV The funny thing about that is I’m already missing two full days of class because 8 hour work shifts Tuesday and Wednesday but yeah sure I’ll memorize something that’s not even being graded on performance

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Rumor has it I’m getting a divorce.

[Jessica Bunny @FunJessicaBunny]

Once a hot 50 year old man told me I was perfect and I haven’t been the same since.

#BringBackOldDaddys

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I used to have a boyfriend named Nick. #bringbackthiccdaddyNick

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I keep referring to 4/20 as ringing in the New Year and I think I have some things to work out with myself.

[Jessica Bunny @FunJessicaBunny]

If you’re a male under 200 lbs

people hate cuddling with you. #bringbackthiccdaddys

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Guys who are thicc and then loose a lot of weight really do me dirty, because I’m like who’s this new asshole? You were a cute, kind, and sweet cuddly bear and suddenly you’re 20 lbs lighter and think you’re The Rock. Get outta here with that. #bringbackthiccdaddys

[Jessica Bunny @FunJessicaBunny]

I don’t memorize things, I just know them.

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If I don’t do what I’m supposed to get done it’s not because I “don’t want to” But because this bottle of wine won’t drink itself.

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Life update!!: After plenty of thinking and a lot of stress I’ve officially decided I’m sick of y’alls shit.

[Jessica Bunny @FunJessicaBunny]

If you think Andy Samberg is hot JUST WAIT until you hear about Danny Devito.

[Jessica Bunny @FunJessicaBunny]

Unpopular opinion: I hate game of thrones and everything it stands for*

*mostly because my ex boyfriend told me he watched it for the nudity and any man that’s using Game of Thrones as porn is a man I don’t want to associate with.

[Jessica Bunny @FunJessicaBunny]

Who knew that Nickelodeon slime worked so well as lube.

[ICE T @FINALLEVEL]

I get on Twitter… talk a little shit.. Get off… Back to life...

[matty @poastsbymatt]

sorry babe the shirt stays french tucked during sex