Fun Larry

Husband, father, best friend, lover, bon vivant. Graduate of Trump University. Reports of my sobriety are greatly exaggerated.

[Fun Larry @FunLarry1]

Four years ago this week I escaped from a Bangkok prison and began my new life.

[Fun Larry @FunLarry1]

@laurenceob @stephenpmc Can't say I miss him. He was always too big for his boots.

[Fun Larry @FunLarry1]

@stephenpmc @marklittlenews @Laura_Stafford @BarryCollins @boyler They named a mtg room after me. The least you deserve is a bronze statue.

[Fun Larry @FunLarry1]

@BarryCollins I'm even better than the real thing

[Fun Larry @FunLarry1]

I hear they're naming meeting rooms after me now. I'm up there with Oscar Wilde and the Mexican Chickadee. #GoLiveDublin

[Fun Larry @FunLarry1]

Can't wait to christen this place properly. #golivedublin

[Fun Larry @FunLarry1]

@LaurenCullen @LizzyD5 @stephenpmc @laurenceob That was the day I was born!

[Fun Larry @FunLarry1]

Yeah yeah v impressed with your bio and deep voice @marklittlenews. But I'm the only f-ing kingpin in #TwitterDublin. Don't you forget it.

[Fun Larry @FunLarry1]

Rihanna concert. Not gonna lie there was a lot of crotch touching. Eventually I was asked by someone's dad to stop. https://t.co/ip1YeKEokz

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At @rihanna. Haven't seen someone so inappropriately dressed since me at the Xmas party.

[Fun Larry @FunLarry1]

At @rihanna. Haven't seen someone so inappropriately dressed since me at the Xmas party.

[Fun Larry @FunLarry1]

I only count the kids I have in this country. #FathersDay

[Fun Larry @FunLarry1]

I haven't gone away you know

[Fun Larry @FunLarry1]

Ah yes, #por v #isl on a Tues evening. Certainly beats talking to my wife and kids. #euro2016

[Fun Larry @FunLarry1]

.@ccochs You're fired.

[Fun Larry @FunLarry1]

Yes, I used the cash to build a small extension to my house. #PananaPapers

[Fun Larry @FunLarry1]

@FunLarry1 forged degree cert and visibly drunk at interviews. #LoveWhereYouWork

[Fun Larry @FunLarry1]

Vote Fun Larry, for a more liberal Ireland. Like seriously liberal. I'll be legalising most things. #GE16

[Fun Larry @FunLarry1]

If you liked Bill Clinton, you'll love Fun Larry, #GE16

[Fun Larry @FunLarry1]

I hereby declare my intention to run in the next #GE16. https://t.co/bGm8wn2xzF

[Timmy Major🏌 @MajorTimmy]

VOTE 1 @FunLarry1 #GE16

[Fun Larry @FunLarry1]

@LaurenCullen @stancarty @JuicyLucy Gin is for muck savages