Cowboy Chris

Amateur hour science guy. Paleo and fantasy art enjoyer. He/Him

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@PrimusPilus2022 Onion W

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@JDCocchiarella It sucks that my vote counts the same as her’s. I don’t even understand what she thinks the problem is.

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@Bratty_Behemoth I absolutely agree. I think some people are just so fried they don’t know what sincerity looks like anymore.

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@SlLENTPRINCESS Interestingly, genetic evidence shows the mutation for blue eyes appeared before light skin. So there was a long period of time when humans first arrived in Europe where they had dark skin and the gene for blue eyes.

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@rep_in_a_box I guess that’s what babies do if they don’t have thumbs.

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@Cyael I sleep so good at night knowing you will never be happy.

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@467Doggo The model vs the voice lines.

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@BeguiledGamer There’s a guy out named Lucky Palmer who looks like a Floridian sex pest who wants to make a mutant attack dog company?

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@Elmo_ui It’s also been like two centuries since the first show. People learn and change. Traditions spread. This isn’t one of those fantasy settings where the elves are identical for 3,000 years.

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@Cermitdoes97622 @stillmelon And I’m gonna keep doing it.

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@Mortal507 There are small safe zones to pet a porcupine. And remember to only pet in one direction.

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@Cermitdoes97622 @stillmelon I’m the one who reported you in Deadlock.

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@JohnBrownlow I was here for the drive through pub and then it got better.

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@FineNDanDee An actual good pronouns joke and it’s in CoD of all things.

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@_JZombie @primoecosta This. Komodos are more brown and have rounder heads. A black monitor will not get much bigger.

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@sulkingtime I think they like yelling into cups because it makes their voice sound different.

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@UnhingedAmber What the fuck is a “casual speedrun”. Aren’t those opposite things??

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@trashmanrising I’ve never seen any of this movie besides the endless parking lot battle. I just assumed nothing else happens.

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@bigdaddyleo1037 Cat distribution system works a little different in Australia.

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@Rinartts I just think they’re going for how Africans depict themselves in traditional art. Which yes, can include features like big lips. Don’t let racist caricatures trick you into thinking everyone has malicious intent. This animation style aims for bold shapes and stark colors.