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*I follow back*

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Is security at Louvre still the same? Asking for a friend.

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Being single is all fun and games until you realize you have to do *everything* yourself!

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Caitlin Clark’s new Nike logo. *smh* You know what would make a better logo? Just CC. You are welcome!

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What’s more embarrassing than being caught cheating at a concert? It’s a Coldplay concert!

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I think I could be a good sports coach. Not at developing talent or mentoring players, but more like yelling at them - I’d be good at that.

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Stop dissing on Taylor Swift and Kelce’s romance. I am cheering for Tay Tay…to end his career!

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@nicoloexoxo1 It’s not allowing me to message you but let me know if you still have extra ticket. Thanks.

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I live my life on my own terms. Those terms are bad, even rotten, but I do live on those.

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You know you are having a bad burger when onion is the most delicious thing in it!

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I was today years old when I realized 3 strikeouts in baseball would read KKK 😱

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Marriage partner = Someone you can annoy and they still want to be with you!

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LeFake James *exists*
Scott Foster:

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Scott Foster is the crew chief for tonight’s Lakers/Nuggets game

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When you are too busy to pay attention to your partner so you phone it in:
Me: I have a cough
My partner: I love you too
🤣

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Which is the most watery beer and why is it PBR?!

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Laws of physics don’t apply to socks - 10 socks go into the washer/dryer and 8 come out!

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It’s not as fun as I thought it’d be! 🤣 #SaidDuringVacationAndSex

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We are in the future now!

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Is it lame to sleep before midnight on New Year’s Eve? Asking for a friend 😉

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When you go with: “It’s fine. Nobody’s going to notice!” #ClearSignsYoureGettingOlder

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When you reference “the good old days”! #ClearSignsYoureGettingOlder