@SandyofCthulhu Why do DMs let problem players control their table? Even in this story, the player got everything he wanted until it was a "I got TOO much" scenario. If your player is gonna be an ass and min-max in a game not called for it, introduce the fun condition "brain aneurysm". No saves.
@FidelCashhFloww Finally someone figured it out! This was a post that got way more attention than I thought it would and I had some fun with it. Just gotta be silly sometimes!