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@lxl_AJ_lxl @DonMiami3 I would guess when the SPR can't wallpaper over this disaster any more, which should be in 3...2...

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@DntTaxes @Mystral2042 Every one of those POS "stocks" is ready and waiting for you, go ahead and buy.

The old grifts are ready just like the new grifts, so take some $ and light it on fire.

The liars change, but the lies stay the same. Just ask Colbert, he has plenty of time to talk now

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@DonMiami3 Eating anything besides bugs and roadkill is a luxury.

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@DonMiami3 It's only stupid and destructive if you bother to take the two seconds to stop and realize that it is stupid and destructive.

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@DntTaxes @Mystral2042 Go celebrate by driving your Rivian to get some Tilray CBD products.

You can celebrate all of those "stocks" being down 70%+ over the last 5 years.

But hey...this time is different.

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@DntTaxes @Mystral2042 Yes, relying on the "gains" from pump and dump "stocks" to get you through the golden years is foolproof.

Who wants to use their Peloton while they call their doctor via Teladoc as they watch some Roku then head to the WeWork office for a Zoom call?

You're crushing this.

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@DonMiami3 A Masters Degree in 15th Century Polish Abstract Philosophy clearly had massive value before Al Gore invented the internet.

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@DonMiami3 Remember when Larry David did the SB commercial about how stupid it would be to not use FTX?

This will be that epic disaster times 1000.

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@DarioCpx Nothing solves a crippling debt crisis better than...issuing more debt.

The Golden Age can't stop/don't stop.

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@DiMartinoBooth @SPGlobal Millions of people made that turn at least 6 years ago, and have not been able to change that turn at all since.

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@DonMiami3 In how many of those other instances was VIX starting that day at roughly 1/2 to 1/3 of the actual level that a sane market not run by degen algos and 5x levered dipshits would indicate?

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@jaltucher Bad decisions like bidding up unprofitable garbage each day, primarily by suppressing VIX and forcing algo buys which then trigger index funds to chase as well to maintain this idiotic ratio?

Those kinds of bad decisions?

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@DntTaxes @Mystral2042 Yes, we are truly cooking with gas at very high temps here
https://t.co/6N4XPTZNBS

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Since June of '23...US has lost a half million full time employees while the adult US population has grown by +8.3 million. Time to party🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@Mystral2042 When everything is a shitshow, everything gets slammed when the shitshow stops being propped up by more shitshows.

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@DarioCpx Just to clarify, an 840 bps spread today between Staples and Tech seems fine...right?

Yep, I'm sure it's fine.

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@financialjuice Are they Amazon delivery drones dropping off party favors to celebrate the end of this shitshow?

Nope...they're very much not.

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@DonMiami3 Not when a low level source in Uzbekistan tells Barak this is nothing to worry about.

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@DonMiami3 And this is with VIX only rising to 20, while it should be at least 35- and really closer to 50.

Buckle up, the shitstorm is picking up steam that even Aladdin and 0DTEs can't wallpaper over much longer.

OK Game Show, what's the next desperate TACO?

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@DonMiami3 Come on, it's not like the WH has essentially nationalized Intel and Dell to cover for their ineptness while pretending that we have an actual capitalist system where poor results have consequences.

Nope...wait, scratch all of that.

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@zerohedge The situation does seem to be going quite well...for Iran.

They get ransom money for ships passing thru, they have made the US look like buffoons, and they keep getting to finance terrorism while somehow looking sympathetic to much of the world.