Drunk Uncle Freddy

Newly drunk uncle, John Daly Jr., Grill Master 2019

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@fox5dc I swear Florida is the the real life Jumangi. Crazy creatures and animals and crazy people.

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@PE_Dahl Butterfield is so underrated. 10 is a great spot. One of my favorite courses.

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@barstoolWSD Fuck you dave. Fuck the Sox. All with respect tho. Cubs Sox rivalry needs to come back. But fuck you.

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Imagine being a mariners fan and the whole stadium is sitting down in the 12th inning in an elimination game…

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Skubal=lefty verlander

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@NUCLRGOLF @TWlegion If we’re gonna put English and Henley out why not put them together. Get the dawgs together!!

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Typical Friday (texts are me)

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Stetson Bennett. Top 4 guy to have a beer with EASY.

[🇨‌🇫‌🇧‌ 🏈 🇲‌🇪‌🇲‌🇪‌🇸‌ @CFBMemes]

Stetson Bennett is back

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Idk if it was a thing but the dislocated shoulder reference to @akshaybhatia_1 in happy Gilmore 2 was incredible

[🇨‌🇫‌🇧‌ 🏈 🇲‌🇪‌🇲‌🇪‌🇸‌ @CFBMemes]

"i asked chatgpt" "i asked grok" well i asked Kirby Smart and he said how bout them fucking Dawgs

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@barstoolWSD Steaks, chicken kebabs, GTFLs

[dickie “bump n fade” bailey @dickie_bailey1]

I wonder if there are any ball knowers out there. One of the greatest beers ever made

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@BarstoolChief

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Miller Lites when I open the fridge for the 25th time on a Saturday

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@BarstoolChief What the hawks are doing to us is worse than hawksvision, which was the worst

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Call it a Diddy Party, that’s a YoungHoe

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Kamala Harris is the same thing as the Handicap Police in golf

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Can we get a @barstoolcarl Cody Parkey type rant for HBO?