Makes Questionable Decisions 👀

Friend zoned daily, I ride unicorns, Good at adulting, Funniest person you'll never meet.
Engineer, God, Family, 2A and Guns. #karma
Inst: Jboss2517

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Him: Stop Following people while you've been drinking!

Me: Ok, can you loose the handcuffs a bit officer?

#LifeVsTwitterProblems

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RT to pledge #OneMoreSunday. I’m proud to help build the biggest volunteer network in America with @Verizon and @NFL! It feels good to give back! https://t.co/UigANeoz3n

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@thecombatbarbie Yeah...and I grew up with No Limit Records stuff.

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@monika_natalia_ 😭

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@FaisalA23214850 @_JuliaMagowan *Idiot

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@FaisalA23214850 @_JuliaMagowan So, "inquiring minds" or mainly this idoit 👉 @faisalA23214850, wants know how many kg your legs....bench? 😂😂😂
#swing and a #miss

Get them #squats girl 😉 #bustdownthotiana

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@ABC Sorry for McCain’s POW years, but as a politician McCain was vindictive, unethical & worked against the best interests of Americans. There are many former POWs who lived 1000% more honorable lives upon returning home. #FactsMatter

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@BeckaWaugh The bigger problem is you have Panic At The Disco's poster on your wall... That's where the conversation starts.

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BREAKING NEWS: License Pretzel vendor source of dossier sent directly to the President providing information about an upcoming alien invasion. #crediblesource #AlienProbe #MuellerReport #GreenDeal @dbongino

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@Gillette Meh, Real Men don't shave...so 🤷‍♂️

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Country Jam USA @KeithUrban https://t.co/2NJ9pPSxcI

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And still have 100 followers.#juryisstillout #MyTwitterAnniversary

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Potato; Pa-dildo ...same

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#wcw😍 ...Thee most fantabulous, delightful & a stunningly beautiful jaw-dropper @missmistylfl

#no-brainer #takeabow #seattlemist #supermodel #blondebombshell #bffgoals #wifeymaterial #lfl… https://t.co/raDcl9GCze

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@MissMistyLFL Challenge accepted.
*Gets a fake number*
*Asks who ever answers on a date anyway*
#women 👀

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@brooklynbridgex @Marcus_A_Mann @baseballchickie Same with elevator buttons...I press the button 5x more after they press the button they just saw me press before them...Then, I say "I really think, it comes faster the more you press it."

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You got to be fucking kidding me! I just told you not to do that! Now look at what you've done! You are not my son. #shitparentssay

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The more you accomplished the more you appreciate others accomplishments.

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@bellarinablues But Seriously, the building of such desire that you want to rip each other's cloths off, while becoming flushed with so much passion your mind goes into overload and translates into a purely emotional reactions with each soft touch and warms you with every kiss. #Justme