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incoherent screaming

[alt @FunctionalGrape]

Sovl.......

[Stefan @DocHookah]

I’m this old

[audrey @phlegmme]

Alcohol is the #1 obstacle to weight loss. Just one beer is 200 calories. That means the average person is consuming over 4,000 extra calories every single workday

[alt @FunctionalGrape]

@GoybergGreen Hey my blood is disease free you dick its just mostly alcohol at this point

[alt @FunctionalGrape]

Is she accepting virile bloodbags?

[sato @seifuuchi]

400歳のドラキュラ

[alt @FunctionalGrape]

Oh also another good one is if you don't like a restaurant (because they are dicks who were rude to me) you can buy fake tripadvisor reviews and get them permab& off the platform which will tank sales if its in a tourist trap since changs/bongs love using that site

[alt @FunctionalGrape]

Half the fun of running a restaurant is the absolute snark you get to post at dissatisfied customers

[W S @WildSentences]

Imagine owning a restaurant and have people like this tank your rating and scare off new customers

[alt @FunctionalGrape]

When i was a slave in the executive chef mines my goto for tarded customers was to usually comp the entire bill kick the entire table out of the restaurant then frantically refresh google/tripadvisor just so i could share the review with my employim and laugh our arses off

[alt @FunctionalGrape]

Ahem mumu ogun thunderstrike you and black death upon your mother

[mae` | meltwt mayor 🇳🇬 @marznotforu]

dare I say I think the world has heard enough from white Europeans

[alt @FunctionalGrape]

I can save her......

[hypniac @hypniac]

shes the most beautiful thing of fall 2026

[ねうら @neura_aiart]

シシシ

[alt @FunctionalGrape]

Dead loli aside the lake where he dumped the body has a really kickass rope swing

[alt @FunctionalGrape]

Yep that's my hometown alright 🫡

[Tracey Wilson @TWilsonOttawa]

He grabbed a little girl riding her bike, raped her, tortured her, killed her and dumped her body in a lake.

Now he’s granted permission to take cooking classes without a guard, outside of prison.

We have failed as a society if we can’t get the basics right. 🇨🇦🆘

[alt @FunctionalGrape]

@Fukouochakai I can feel my low iq slowly dropping already.......

[alt @FunctionalGrape]

You know kinda missed the absolute brainrot this website provides lmfao

[Anna 🇺🇸 @realAnn_29]

Went to Costco for groceries, walked past the cheese aisle, and checked Tillamook myself. Yeah… it's on the package. Done with them.

[alt @FunctionalGrape]

@HeteroKjetskov Good taste 🍷

[alt @FunctionalGrape]

For me its chie

[Sopiano-san @saunainpog]

>you wouldn’t get it

[alt @FunctionalGrape]

@GoybergGreen Henlo stonk how have you bean

[alt @FunctionalGrape]

Aruko my beloved

[hikariniji ✨ @HikariNijibane]

Aruneko nyaa~~~
#yanineko #ヤニねこ

[alt @FunctionalGrape]

God mitsuba is so plapable

[Singa @RetiredSinSin]

Fatty tries to get fit 💔
(Found footage 2011 colorized)