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[Functional Stoner @FunctionalSton3]

I swear to fuck I live with Pam from archer, #stronge #blonde #littlecountry

[Functional Stoner @FunctionalSton3]

Fucking granola bars man! so tasty and health when snack-en high, BUT SHIT they leave a mess! #stonerlife #stonesfordays #stoner #gethigh #healthy #smokersaintjokers

[Functional Stoner @FunctionalSton3]

Ever been the last fling with a girl before she settles down with a guy, has a kid and a family... you see that shit 5 years like fuck, bullet avoided homie #BLESSED

[Functional Stoner @FunctionalSton3]

Hey @Microsoft & @magicleap maybe @Lytro has some camera tech to sell you...?

[Functional Stoner @FunctionalSton3]

You know ur baked when ur trying to tagg ur gf in some dumb gif shit. #NationalCookieDay #stoned

[Functional Stoner @FunctionalSton3]

Hey @LALakersLive @Lakers maybe if you stop going for 3's you would have won, #dumbasdogshit #fuckwit

[Functional Stoner @FunctionalSton3]

Dont be high around tums... I haven't had a shit in days, #nonefuncationalstonerbutthole

[Functional Stoner @FunctionalSton3]

So like, the TV show "Silicone Vally" uses a peer to peer tech for big data tech, is that bitcoin? The block chain?
#bitcoin #Blockchain

[Functional Stoner @FunctionalSton3]

Road trips are better high, hence my functionality #Seattle #Portland

[Functional Stoner @FunctionalSton3]

Just had a fight with the misso and friends cause im confused, the heads on a music video defs are edited.. or nar?

[Functional Stoner @FunctionalSton3]

Clear eyes... functionality meets chemistry #HighTimes

[Functional Stoner @FunctionalSton3]

When people give you that "are u high?" Look, you always reply with the "does this motherfucker know?" look.

[Functional Stoner @FunctionalSton3]

I just changed a lightbulb high, of course im functioning..