Mr. Undertaker

The life of a funeral director... why not give the world a heads up about what a funeral director does!

[Mr. Undertaker @FuneralLife]

Pan-fried dumplings always deliver, especially when they have that comforting, soul-warming texture.

[Mr. Undertaker @FuneralLife]

@nikkibenz is killing it on snapchat!

[Mr. Undertaker @FuneralLife]

North Ft. Worth... U are the biggest cluster fuck ever! #YouFuckingSuck

[Mr. Undertaker @FuneralLife]

Damnit @dallascowboys Why didn't you get #JohnnyFootball ? You keep letting your fans down!

[Mr. Undertaker @FuneralLife]

I can just see him now @USAirways ... more excited then he's ever been!

[Mr. Undertaker @FuneralLife]

I'm getting a play by play of a buddy getting a vasectomy through snapchat as we speak. It hurts to watch!

[Mr. Undertaker @FuneralLife]

I was going to take over the world this morning but I overslept...

[Mr. Undertaker @FuneralLife]

Thank god that Giraffe isn't on Twitter... I would go ahead and off myself if it was!

[Mr. Undertaker @FuneralLife]

"Jon Sandusky, son of Jerry Sandusky, arrested on suspicion of DUI." If there was ever a guy with an excuse to get liquored up, Jon has one.

[Mr. Undertaker @FuneralLife]

The dead aren't scary... It's the living you have to watch out for!

[Mr. Undertaker @FuneralLife]

YES!!! I Will Try This Next Easter!”

[Always Hungry !! @OMG_Hungry]

drinking prob

[Mr. Undertaker @FuneralLife]

Full moon!!! I have slept since...

[Always Hungry !! @OMG_Hungry]

Fail

[Mr. Undertaker @FuneralLife]

Sometimes I'm just thankful the toilet flushes... Before the cops beat down the door!

[Mr. Undertaker @FuneralLife]

Big rig collision is not a good way to start the morning...