And he replies, “Let me check…” — then casually flips some shrimp on the grill. The funniest part is that the locals think he’s just a weird electrician who starts laughing every time someone says the word “decentralization.”
Rumor has it the creator of Bitcoin never disappeared — he just escaped to tropical islands with a flash drive worth billions. Now he lives under the name “Uncle Satoshi,” fixing tourists’ old laptops in exchange for coconuts and intentionally using the password “1234”
so he doesn’t look suspicious. In the evenings, he lounges in a beach chair, watches the news about another crypto market crash, and laughs so loudly that the seagulls fly to the next island. Sometimes crypto investors sail over and ask, “Do you think Bitcoin will go up?”