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[Washington Capitals @Capitals]

IT'S SO NOT O-VER, BABES‼️

The Washington Capitals have re-signed captain Alex Ovechkin to a one-year contract extension. Ovechkin’s contract will carry an average annual value of $4.25 million.

#ALLCAPS | #Gr8ness

[James May @MrJamesMay]

Dear Prof. Cox,
If I have drunk, on average, 12 pints of bitter per week since 1980, what percentage of the observable universe’s total mass has passed through my penis?

[The Game Awards @thegameawards]

DIABLO II was first released 26 years ago today.

[JoeLongBalls @JoeLongBalls]

sucks ass, should be a skull with knives behind it so the aliens know what the fuck is up

[Hollywood Gump @FirstNameJ0hn]

Will Sasso and Dan Soder are Macho Man Randy Savage, Hulk Hogan, Andre The Giant, Stone Cold Steve Austin, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Rodney Dangerfield, and Robert Deniro reading Andy Rooney quotes. 😂😂😂😂

(🎥@ChrisVanVliet)

[Nostalgic Gamer @16bitnostalgia]

Mentally...I'm still here

[Orikan the diviner @bread_nought]

fungus of instant uncontrollable rage

[DAKKADAKKA @DAKKADAKKA1]

“He just bought an expensive, powerful sword from the item shop. Make the next enemy he defeats drop a slightly better one.”

[Trace @MayngueneBanana]

The object in a painted background in a cartoon that you know is supposed to move at some point

[Chauhan @PlatypusX0]

Emirates: "Runway's long, let's make it smooth and elegant."
Ryanair: "Just slam it down and we're good."

[Liam⚔️ @LiamHealy16]

Trying to sleep after that main event

[Maafia @the_Maafia]

Bro who made this masterpiece 😭😭

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

The funny part about this interaction is that this is considered friendly banter in Australia

[Kid Riles @kid_riles]

Madison, Wisconsin

[Nicole Shirman @nicolefshirman]

Those are NHL officials about to make the worst goaltender interference call you’ve ever seen

[old memory @old_memory]

The Legend of Zelda : Ocarina of Time (1998)