Cleveland Fun Facts

A recovering Clevelander shares obscure facts about the beloved Cleve

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Cleveland allowed Chris Brown into the city once. ONCE. It is Cleveland's crowning achievement.

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The 2016 GOP convention will be in Cleveland. City officials approved plans to enlarge the sewage pipes for all the shit that will be spewed

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Cleveland doesn't actually have Keys to the city. No one is going to break in anyway so it's always unlocked.

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In "The Land" as its colloquially called, we only wear pink on Labor Day. #YouCantSitWithUs

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Cleveland once knighted a squirrel for crossing the street successfully.

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The Cleveland Metroparks Zoo was meant to be a petting zoo but after a string of giraffe kidnapping in the 1960s, fences were built.

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Before settling on the current zip code, Clevelanders addressed their envelopes using "Cleveland, Ohio 'SheepNoises'"

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.@WALKTHEMOONband is from Cincinnati, OH. Little did you know each band member is really just two kids in a trench coat. #TheMoreYouKnow

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When President Grover Cleveland campaigned through Ohio he avoided Cleveland so he could be the "Only Cleveland of Import" on his trip.

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Apologies for the hiatus I was on a kayaking expedition down the Cuyahoga. I caught fire halfway through & had to stop. #CleveLandThatILove

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But seriously guys Christopher Columbus was a Real Life MONSTER. There are a lot of cooler people who deserve a federal holiday. #realtalk

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Happy Columbus Day all. Let us remember the true victims of Columbus: BITCHIGAN

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Wait. Wait. Wait. It's not raining fire AND THE BROWNS CRUSHED THE STEALERS?!? #TodayWasAGoodDay

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Again!?! http://t.co/xU4iZ6hhJL oh, they mean a metaphorical fire... #mybad

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Lebron is back. Good thing we are always ready for more disappointment.

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https://t.co/Qs9MFSNcrL that's because Cleveland Outlawed Fun in 1969.

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At one point, it was illegal to buy ice cream on Sundays in Ohio.

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Cleveland also has a Navel Yard. But it's technically a Gay Bar

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Cleveland doesn't have a Naval Academy, but they do have a Navel Academy. Where scientists discuss belly button lint origins.

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Firefighters believed students when Heights High School caught fire during prom of '86 while the students sang "the Roof is on Fire" 32 died