Jeff Melia

It's not easy to juggle a moody wife, fussy children and a crappy job, but somehow I manage to fit in eight hours of TV a day.

[Jeff Melia @FunkHouse9]

@BIGBARDl I just got a refund for $3.80 and I don't know why.

[Jeff Melia @FunkHouse9]

@WhoDatJoeyV You do know you're looking at a resale site, right? There are still plenty of tickets left for considerably less than what your screenshot shows.

[Jeff Melia @FunkHouse9]

@RonWaxman @barclayscenter Can I ask how much they were?

[Jeff Melia @FunkHouse9]

@janebtrox Can I ask how much they were?

[Jeff Melia @FunkHouse9]

@Cara_Mellow @districttoday Near the Montgomery Village Foundation office off Apple Ridge Rd

[Jeff Melia @FunkHouse9]

@pgparks @pgparks can you confirm that the Fairlands aquatic center will be open tomorrow?

[Jeff Melia @FunkHouse9]

@VerizonSupport @Verizon I got this text today. Is it legit?

[Jeff Melia @FunkHouse9]

@horn_patri74252 @BigBlueWaveUSA @EdKrassen If you look at the first line it's a code command to look for the character string "Trump" and those are the matching results.

[Jeff Melia @FunkHouse9]

Tried to buy @WWE tickets for @JohnCena's last match. $400+ for top row. The resale inventory displayed when the page first loaded at 10:15 which just makes it feel worse. Thanks for making this about top dollar instead of the fans.

[Jeff Melia @FunkHouse9]

@wrstlingvice There are still face price tickets available, unfortunately it's $400+ for top row.

[Jeff Melia @FunkHouse9]

@EITMonline and when the page first loaded, it showed me all of the resale tickets and I basically gave up hope.

[Jeff Melia @FunkHouse9]

@EITMonline Chepaest tix, top row are $400 each as of 10:15. You said $200 for presale. I only saw $320 for top row in the presale.

[Jeff Melia @FunkHouse9]

@WWE @JohnCena Top row is $300 after fees. It's really shitty that you couldn't let this be about the fans. Usually events have some affordable seats, even if they suck. Wanted to take my son, but need money for Xmas gifts for the rest of my family. Oh well.

[Jeff Melia @FunkHouse9]

@CapitalOneArena @CapitalOne @CapitalOneArena when is this presale code getting sent? They go in sale in under a half hour.

[Jeff Melia @FunkHouse9]

@CapitalOneArena @CapitalOne when is this presale code getting sent? They go in sale in under an hour.

[Jeff Melia @FunkHouse9]

@dusty2sweet Nothing yet. Getting anxious.

[Jeff Melia @FunkHouse9]

@SenatorWarnock I'm paying $777.50/month not including dental or vision for my wife and kids all for the privilege of basically paying everything out of pocket anyway.

[Jeff Melia @FunkHouse9]

@SenAdamSchiff Dems need to stop being a bunch of pussies and do something about this. Hold people accountable. Stop rolling over with your tails between your legs. Be the heroes in our history books damnit!

[Jeff Melia @FunkHouse9]

After a little accessorizing, #Karen's prized #Phillies #Baseball is now proudly on display on her mantle right next to her #LiveLaughLove sign from Bed Bath and Beyond.

[Jeff Melia @FunkHouse9]

@AnishKattukaran You're 18-24 months too late on this. You can't wait until usability and customer satisfaction hit rock bottom to acknowledge a problem. We don't want some major overhaul right now. We want the bugs fixed so it's at least usable. Don't lower the bar so the upgrade seems better.