Bill Funke

[Bill Funke @Funke910]

The customer service rep at AT&T just asked me what brand my iPad was. Not off to a great start. #apple #ATT

[Bill Funke @Funke910]

Just went to @Academy. If you want fly reels or rods they've got you covered. But, they don't carry flies, "They don't sell good." Really?!?

[Bill Funke @Funke910]

@MashedInOKC LTB is generally closed Mondays. Will they be open to give away tickets on this day?

[Bill Funke @Funke910]

Opened up a box if sugar free Popsicles. Part of them are just ice and some are half size. Not happy. @Popsicle

[Bill Funke @Funke910]

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[Bill Funke @Funke910]

Tasted some great oklahoma beers at #okbio #brewfest tonight and won the trivia competition. Not a bad Tuesday night.

[Bill Funke @Funke910]

I just entered to win the Ultimate Beer-Cation in Denver, including tix to the Great American Beer Festival. CHEERS! http://t.co/hyIchEGZxk

[Bill Funke @Funke910]

Fun at the OKC reptile show http://t.co/xc86vA0a

[Bill Funke @Funke910]

Packing tape is a more elusive creature than the TV remote.

[Bill Funke @Funke910]

The opening ceremonies kind of look like a live action Sims game.

[Bill Funke @Funke910]

Worst part about having a doctorate. 3 schools calling and asking for money.

[Bill Funke @Funke910]

Great performance tonight. Glad I was able to hear it. @mcallistersax

[Bill Funke @Funke910]

A student asked me how to do measure 18 to 20.

[Bill Funke @Funke910]

iSad

[Bill Funke @Funke910]

Do you think Michael Vick is watching the Puppy Bowl or the Super Bowl?

[Bill Funke @Funke910]

@rainnwilson cherries...

[Bill Funke @Funke910]

@bubbawatson bubbaclaus the 12 days of Christmas start on Christmas day, not 12 days before. Although It's enjoying and entertaining :)

[Bill Funke @Funke910]

Two weeks ago I had 0 performances this week. Now I have 5. How did this happen?

[Bill Funke @Funke910]

If your ass is so big that it can touch the seats on both sides of the isle at the same time....flight attendant is not the career for you.

[Bill Funke @Funke910]

@selmersaxes what's going on in okc?