Funkmaster3000

Im more than a human I see myself as a Funkmaster3000

[Funkmaster3000 @Funkmaster4201]

When you see people block you http://t.co/RAXk7GyHtR

[Funkmaster3000 @Funkmaster4201]

@Pornhub when is this space trip going down?

[Funkmaster3000 @Funkmaster4201]

You will only find the true identity of the Funkmaster when I reveal it (: when you find out you'll never forget like 9/11 #freewillscott

[Funkmaster3000 @Funkmaster4201]

@Jodeebeth273 Shouldn't you be paying attention to your high blood pressure?

[Funkmaster3000 @Funkmaster4201]

@hannahwoods537 @juliannab111 Wait so middle schoolers CAN'T whip their tits out?!
#Rapeculture

[Bill Nye @BillNye]

We have liftoff! #LightSail

[Funkmaster3000 @Funkmaster4201]

@juliannab111 #freewillscott2k15

[Funkmaster3000 @Funkmaster4201]

@hannahwoods537 Not to be a dick but you have a zit or something on your chin…

[Funkmaster3000 @Funkmaster4201]

@whitney_ellis9 @hannahwoods537 @juliannab111 Its just not your day today is it

[Funkmaster3000 @Funkmaster4201]

@oesscfk you're cute ;)

[Funkmaster3000 @Funkmaster4201]

@oesscfk HOLD ME BACK MAN HOLD ME BACK

[Funkmaster3000 @Funkmaster4201]

@juliannab111 Ooh right, it's a "rumor" can't let any teachers see this ;)

[Funkmaster3000 @Funkmaster4201]

I jerk off inside books, and give life to words, leaving concepts stuck together you've probably never heard

[Funkmaster3000 @Funkmaster4201]

@juliannab111 So are you calling it a rumor now because you're embarrassed by it or cause he'd be registered as a sex offender?

[Funkmaster3000 @Funkmaster4201]

@juliannab111 #Ned

[Ross Cotnam @CrackerMan620]

@WilllBilll don't worry the girls can't win when we have wolverine man

[Ryan Seacrest @RyanSeacrest]

oh u better believe I was side stage doing the right stuff dance #idolfinale