Funkmaster Grimace

Pleasant, unemotional conversation helps digestion.

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@Mileage_impo ISF

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@uncledoomer For an alleged alternative to the $USD, why is it still measured in dollars?

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@thecapitalisimo Good luck selling a $15k Hilux - with no AC and 1 degree of back adjustment that tiny SE Asians barely fit into - to a country full of 350lb slobs on SSDI.

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Someone is spending far too much time shopping in the Puerto Rican aisle at Pep Boys.

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新型RAV4のピラーにちょい足し。
これどう思いますか？
RAV4オーナーさん感想聞かせて！

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@jimiuorio Boomers put this bumper sticker on their cars in the 80s to illustrate their selflessness.

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@ObvsBrandonWest @DizzturbedOne https://t.co/YEbvlOlrer

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@shepski79 Retirees and teenagers in the 1980s were more reliable to staff FF restaurants and provide a quality experience than “adults” in 2026.

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@EagleZeroX @Grxit They’re 2 different companies.
The old GM is dead.
The “new” GM is dead to me.

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@zerohedge Are the cardboard fans complaining?

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@peterthompsonnn @Mileage_impo Corolla and IS350 are the last 2 left available without turbo and/or hybrid.
It’ll be a sad day when they’re gone.

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@dylthorn What do you think the bed is for?
Fiberglass tonneau or cap keeps it dry and darker in the bed than inside a glass fishbowl.

Besides, that GMT800 won’t require you to sleep at the Mopar service department, since it’s not a steaming pile of mechanical garbage.

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@all90saltrock Therapy? - Screamager or any track on Troublegum
@therapyofficial

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@RealTmDaddy @FinancialPhys “Paying taxes” - with money obtained from taxes.

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@leadlagreport Then why was Larry Ellison involved in the purchase?

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@BasedBiscuitz @FinancialPhys Indians been quietly buying up hotels for years too. Let their kin live in half a dozen of the units, and rent the rest.

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@miles_commodore Airbags were an option nobody bought, until the cult of safetyism took hold and FedGov mandated claymore mines in your steering column.

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@watson1787 @jimiuorio Carbon credits (a government scheme) took money directly from “legacy” auto manufacturers and deposited it in Teslas bank account.
Ask Carlos Tavares.

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@news10nbc Good luck with those holes drilled through the shingles. Once that mastic covering up the fasteners dries out and you get interior leaks and rotted decking.
Then they’ll get to pay a fortune to remove the panels to replace the OSB and re-roof those mangled slopes.

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@Mileage_impo 99-05 Impalas.
Witnessed so many of them that were 250k mile+ 4-wheeled, biological warfare laboratories.
Vile and reliable.

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@FrankRusso69804 @bobconfer But not angry at the cops & prosecutors who would have the power to investigate and prosecute the racketeers who are responsible for it all?