Mahlatse Matseba

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[Mahlatse Matseba @Funktonik]

#Elclasico los blancos all the way

[Mahlatse Matseba @Funktonik]

Am gonna watch @BBMzansi frm 10 2 10 then 10 2 10 then 10 again

[Mahlatse Matseba @Funktonik]

@Arsenal I bless thee with thy greatness

[Mahlatse Matseba @Funktonik]

Me: Hello 911, there's two females fighting over me! Police: so whats the problem???????? Me: The ugly one is winning.

[Mahlatse Matseba @Funktonik]

"Dude she has a boyfriend..." Just because there's a goalie doesn't mean you can't score.

[Mahlatse Matseba @Funktonik]

Drake west: NO new slaves

[Mahlatse Matseba @Funktonik]

Its gonna be a good one #arstot

[Mahlatse Matseba @Funktonik]

It looks like they are goin 2 run away with it huh @akaworldwide

[Mahlatse Matseba @Funktonik]

I didn't fall for you, you fucking tripped me

[Mahlatse Matseba @Funktonik]

I’d slap you, but that might be considered animal abuse.

[Mahlatse Matseba @Funktonik]

You out Of jail early @smalls1877

[Mahlatse Matseba @Funktonik]

Caffeine is more addictive than marijuana.

[Mahlatse Matseba @Funktonik]

I don't have a short temper, I just have a quick reaction to bullshit.

[Mahlatse Matseba @Funktonik]

That sad moment when you wish ur stomach wasn't full coz mom just cooked something delicious ☹

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Justin Bieber gets 12,000 retweets for saying "thanks" so here is my attempt: thanks

[Mahlatse Matseba @Funktonik]

I'm actually really nice, until you annoy me."

[Mahlatse Matseba @Funktonik]

@TronikSA try http://t.co/QpgcX16c

[Mahlatse Matseba @Funktonik]

What goOooooOooooOd

[Mahlatse Matseba @Funktonik]

Having sex doesn't make you a slut, and being a virgin doesn't make you a saint.

[Mahlatse Matseba @Funktonik]

My money tall like a pine tree and your pockets iz on deforestation