Funky Kong

Funky, Fresh, Fabulous

[Funky Kong @FunkyKong911]

@BleacherNation Madrigal sucks balls. Couldn’t barrel up a fastball if Grandpa Toad was on the bump

[Funky Kong @FunkyKong911]

@bennyjohnson Well said Mr President!

[Funky Kong @FunkyKong911]

@kirawontmiss That’s a cum stain

[Funky Kong @FunkyKong911]

@kpmccloskey3 @Kbez23 @lt4kicks Absolutely, I sent the first response as a knee jerk reaction to original response. Very respectful exchange no hate to anyone. Funky is a bears fan so he understands the pain you both feel. Godspeed brothers

[Funky Kong @FunkyKong911]

@Kbez23 @kpmccloskey3 @lt4kicks 🤝

[Funky Kong @FunkyKong911]

@Kbez23 @kpmccloskey3 @lt4kicks To be clear, there could totally be legit reasons for him skipping. Just wild how often simple tweets get picked apart and told there’s no “right” for the author to have said that

[Funky Kong @FunkyKong911]

@Kbez23 @kpmccloskey3 @lt4kicks “No right to speculate”. You’re saying a dude can’t have an opinion and think about what the reason is behind another’s action? He’s not claiming to know the truth but you telling a stranger he has no right to speak an opinion is what’s wrong with todays world #Funky

[Funky Kong @FunkyKong911]

@_willcompton Damn, so is Funky

[Funky Kong @FunkyKong911]

@lilsamsquanch66 Welcome to the club, pal. United 3983 to Atlanta July ‘08. Haven’t felt the same since #FunkyDumps

[Funky Kong @FunkyKong911]

@RealSkipBayless And you should become Skip Say-less OHHHH BURN!!!! #GetFunked

[Funky Kong @FunkyKong911]

@flicers @barstoolsports @Starting9 Or like candy kong the first time she saw my chub

[Funky Kong @FunkyKong911]

@barstoolsports @Starting9 I’d pimp the living shit out of a dinger vs this punk. Let him see what happens when you mess with #BigFunk

[Funky Kong @FunkyKong911]

@GanjaSolomon This you later

[Funky Kong @FunkyKong911]

@acidmindmelt @DKfister69 @jeffery48686916 @lElijahsDad @PettyAirJordan Jimmy Fingers attacking a member of the Kong family acting like your own account isn’t a burner… falling right into the trap of a burner too. #Funky

[Funky Kong @FunkyKong911]

@rolandsmartin Thank you for your service, patriot. I, Funk Kong, haven’t actually taken a breath since March 2020. Can never be too careful. I’ve also made sure to plug each one of the holes in my body just to be sure nothing infects me.

[Funky Kong @FunkyKong911]

@ash123071 @barstoolsports Cry #FunkyBuckets

[Funky Kong @FunkyKong911]

@kirawontmiss @Bri18696 Funky likes to be called “Big Funk” after 8:30 PM

[Funky Kong @FunkyKong911]

@GanjaSolomon @DKfister69 @NickAdamsinUSA Ganja, if it wasn’t 4/20 tomorrow I’d clobber you with my surfboard. But in solidarity from one monkey to another I’ll let this one slide so you can enjoy the holiday

[Funky Kong @FunkyKong911]

@StuartFeiner I love banana soup