EL MARTIAN

disgruntled giants/yanks/rangers/knicks fan since ‘00. 3x Troll champ 2021, 2022, 2023. Don’t get your panties in a wad.

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It’s crazy how much Red Sox twitter cares more about the Yankees then the Red Sox

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@Sixerschase Also stabbed a rangers fan to death cuz the flyers lost a damn Winter Classic. Nice slant tho

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@BarstoolHubbs I get the Volpe discourse but we’re not gonna act like caballero didn’t get eaten up with less effort then this last night

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@ColeyMick Been playing it for 3 games bozo

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@Jared_Carrabis This guy has you boys so far out of touch it’s hilarious

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@YankeeSource Post the hit then fraud

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@LindorSZN Crazy take but probably cuz everyone fuckin hates him?

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@humperdinck1919 @AGretz 0 blame on “American Hero” Brock Nelson tho who got caught in No man’s land for the goal

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@CorePython We’re just gonna ignore “American hero”Brock Nelson absolutely vacating his side?

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@JacobDonowitz @DKSportsbook Signing bonus doesn’t factor into AAV. AAV is what hits the payroll/luxury tax. 42.5 is a made up number

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@JDumasReports Thank god this loser came out of retirement for himself and only himself

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@JohnDoss1 @NFLDraftBites Wrong Harbaugh man.

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@PardonMyTake @BarstoolBigCat @PFTCommenter @hen_ease we failed to mention that 4 out of the 5 times he was sent to the tent were for NO REASON WHATSOEVER and the 5th time dumbass eye in the sky didn’t even see it while he was out cold. Fix the spotters the “Dart Tent” theory isn’t a thing.

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Let’s evaluate the process of the spotters because they’re 0/4 and didn’t flag him the one time he did have a concussion

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@Jolly_Olive Talk like big brother act like little brother

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@tommylugauer Little brother ass move

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@Doug_Analytics @otl_ff Can we keep this dirty talk to DMs? #GetARoom

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@Schultz_Report G-MEN

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@nikkkkbonitto Good cardio out there for you today

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@ladyredsoxxx @DuranIsKing @KutterIsKing 18 year old DM’ing (if it’s even real) a professional athlete to chirp. Not that deep.

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@dimitriospaolo @KutterIsKing Nobody can see photoshop now

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@KFCBarstool @beurkus So old yet can’t remember your own team win anything got it! Congrats tho man happy for you