Funky_Phantom

Doing a lot of very acidic above the shoulders mustard shit

[Funky_Phantom @Funky_Phantom75]

@BoyGeorge I thought you come and go

[Funky_Phantom @Funky_Phantom75]

@ladbible Luton

[dave ❄️ 🥕 🧻 @mrdavemacleod]

the genius that was Sean Lock nailing Russell Brand years ago:

“Probably the reason I hate him so much is because I’m a Dad and I’ve got this fear that one day my daughters will bring something like that home”

[Football Away Days @FBAwayDays]

Which team has the most delusional fan base in England?

[The Sun @TheSun]

Top BBC star is SUSPENDED after ‘paying child for sexual pictures’ https://t.co/o8NiKFW75N

[Charli Huxley @ImKnotTheOne]

Twitter on July 1st, 2023

#RIPTwitter #RateLimitExceeded
Twitter Blue Goodbye Twitter

[Prem Sikka @premnsikka]

HMRC fined 184,000 low earners for not filing return despite no tax owing.

Since 2010, failed to collect £450bn - £1,500bn in tax due to evasion, avoidance, error.

Only eight enablers prosecuted between 2020-2022.

They only chase the little people.
https://t.co/TA7XIQlBLR

[Funky_Phantom @Funky_Phantom75]

Is Lizzo wearing underwear? 🩲 #glastonburyfestival #glastonbury2023

[Funky_Phantom @Funky_Phantom75]

@NandosUK Mushroom and halloumi wrap, oh you don’t do it anymore

[Funky_Phantom @Funky_Phantom75]

@Dominos_UK Pot noodle 🍜 and a wank

[Funky_Phantom @Funky_Phantom75]

@HeroDividend Run 🏃‍♂️

[The Royal Family @RoyalFamily]

Ready for the #CoronationConcert

[Funky_Phantom @Funky_Phantom75]

Why is floella benjamin there #Coronation

[Funky_Phantom @Funky_Phantom75]

@fesshole So if her boss is paying her £12 an hour and gives her 4 hours off each Friday he’s shagging her for £48 a week, either she’s a bit rough or it’s an absolute bargain.

[Funky_Phantom @Funky_Phantom75]

@HeroDividend I am feeling unwell

[Funky_Phantom @Funky_Phantom75]

@SJosephBurns Never talk about trading

[Funky_Phantom @Funky_Phantom75]

@SunnyLeone Have seen more than your abs love

[SPORTbible @sportbible]

Gerard Pique goes 'Instagram official' with new girlfriend, she's 12 years younger than him.

[Gary Lineker @GaryLineker]

😂😂

[Gary Lineker @GaryLineker]

Well, we found this taped to the back of the set. As sabotage goes it was quite amusing. 😂😂😂