Brian Lane(main tank)

ᚦᛟᚱ Keeper of keys, mother of cats

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

You’re poly? What’s next, you want a cracker??

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

Everyone has that one friend that's an evil wizard

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

THE CIA IS HIDING THE EXISTENCE OF GNOMES FROM THE PUBLIC

[Dawo @Dawo_4]

you ever doomscroll bricklink

[Syd Steyerhart @SydSteyerhart]

I would rather see this beautiful world and everything in it reduced to molten slag than give the Boomers technology to live forever.

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

My scheming vizier watching me take a swig of wine from my goblet and start coughing

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

The only thing left was its little hat

[clare @sadderlizards]

how am i supposed to be cozy and curled up in bed all month if i have a job

[Curtis Martin Sr. @Curtigga]

Woah buddy, this is not how this works. You pick a lane and live with the decision no matter how horrible or amazing. This is the absolute softest shit I’ve ever seen. I’m following this dude home and pit maneuvering him

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

A spellcaster’s favorite

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

*Takes a long drag from my wizard pipe and blows it all into your face*

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

Those fuckin elves are back

[Ryan Moulton @moultano]

Oil is the most Lovecraftian thing that actually exists. You're telling me that there's a black ichor under the earth, made from the ancient dead, whose burning can realize all the dreams of man but only at the price of slowly returning the earth to its primordial state?

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

Just swatted this thing off the back of my neck

[the big wave @makjako]

When you drop generational brown and get a phantom wipe

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

My delivery driver was torn apart by ghouls and doordash is refusing to give me a refund

[ja-hamon 🪓 @hoodheresies07]

This fucking tomatonater that wendys gave me.
Look at this fucking thing dude