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I use SARCASM as a defence mechanism, because killing people is illegal, right?

#ChandlerFever
#StandupComedian
#LameGod

[Rajveer Yadav @TheRajveerYadav]

7 Pandemic Created Business Ideas | How To Make Money Online In This Pandemic
https://t.co/4UO8JbNvn6

[Rajveer Yadav @TheRajveerYadav]

I have strated a business in this pandemic.
It will be an interesting story to tell someday.

#Covid_19 #startupindia

[K O U S H I K @Funninismm]

Please don't be selfish and stock up food during this pandemic, be kind and help each other. If anyone needs rice or daal, let me know, I have bought 75Kgs each

[K O U S H I K @Funninismm]

can’t spell quarantine without
u,r,a,q,t , wassup tho?

[K O U S H I K @Funninismm]

why the fuck don’t toasters have a window so you can see how toasted your bread is

[K O U S H I K @Funninismm]

@hegdepooja who are you?

[K O U S H I K @Funninismm]

Clothes get caught in the door handles only when you’re in a bad mood.

[K O U S H I K @Funninismm]

what do you mean i cant add "sunshine mixed with a little hurricane" to my resume

[K O U S H I K @Funninismm]

cigarette ka addiction hai ya cigarette ki photo daalne ka

[K O U S H I K @Funninismm]

kuch samay pehle maine ek dost ke muh se shabd "aesthetic" suna tha, aaj meri poori personality usi word pe based hai. thank u dost

[K O U S H I K @Funninismm]

dm for collab" woh sab chhod behen tu bas mera assignment banade

[K O U S H I K @Funninismm]

Instagram ki writer ladkio ne chaotic chasm of her catastrophic soul me unfathomable universe expand kara diya aur hum lakde marijuana ki pronunciation correct karte reh gaye

[K O U S H I K @Funninismm]

• Gets married to crush in dream
• Wakes up sad cuz it was only a dream
• Pees in a dream
• Pees in real life
Why?

[K O U S H I K @Funninismm]

Bhai sleeves rolled up hi rakhni hain poore time toh half sweater pehen leta

[K O U S H I K @Funninismm]

Internet band karna hi tha toh ek hafta pehle kardete mere exams acche chale jaate

[K O U S H I K @Funninismm]

socha tha bolunga "if you support CAA I don't need you as a friend" par phir yaad aaya mere dost hi kahan hain

[K O U S H I K @Funninismm]

Babaji: I give you Singh and Kaur as surnames so you don't need to use castes which are the root cause of Dalit oppression.
some asshole 400 years later: jAtT iS jAtT saaLeyoN

[K O U S H I K @Funninismm]

She:- I need some space.
Me:- Sorry but this is Indian railway that too general class.

[K O U S H I K @Funninismm]

Maybe the protests leading to the unity of all religions was Modi’s agenda after all. Maybe Modi wanted to be the villain so that people can unite and hate him together. Modi is the Dark Knight.

Never thought about that eh ?

[K O U S H I K @Funninismm]

Uber : sir I have arrived exactly at the location , dw I'll wait for you to arrive uwu
Ola : destination pe mil re lavde nai toh me cancel karra