Clandestine Printing Press

Escaped the root cellar to be the Town Crier.

[Clandestine Printing Press @FunnyGirlBS]

We may not be able to follow the money, but we *can* follow the Bag Man. This tattoo is a money laundering map to Shell Companies. This is a clusterfuck, but I will do my best. 1/

[Clandestine Printing Press @FunnyGirlBS]

@BestStephenD @DeItaone @MarkJCarney "Health care"
Good. Maybe now Canada can't MAID so many Canadians.

[Clandestine Printing Press @FunnyGirlBS]

@Kronykal @AMatteGrey You could've claimed some exemption that set the stage for a lawsuit that would've benefitted all of us. But you didn't. You just paid in like a good boy. Some of us learned how to starve the beast.

[Clandestine Printing Press @FunnyGirlBS]

@Kronykal @AMatteGrey You're gross. Now I hope the Zoomers tear you apart even more.

[Clandestine Printing Press @FunnyGirlBS]

@Kronykal You can opt out!!!

[Clandestine Printing Press @FunnyGirlBS]

@ctdonath You just opt out when you fill out your forms as a new hire.

[Clandestine Printing Press @FunnyGirlBS]

Just a friendly reminder that the Social Security program is a choice that can be opted out of. You would do better to take that money every paycheck and invest it privately. Kron here was 'robbed' by being ignorant, not force. https://t.co/fEIXWoys8v

[Kron @Kronykal]

If you want to get rid of social security, cut me a check for what I’ve put in, plus 10% interest over my career as compensation for being robbed every payday, and we’ll call it even.

Square deal?

[Clandestine Printing Press @FunnyGirlBS]

@Kronykal So you were the victim of a crime at the hands of an HR lady? That's what you're going with? It was never "mandatory." In what way was it "mandatory" for you, as an individual?

[Clandestine Printing Press @FunnyGirlBS]

@WonderWomaNinja Do you ask people to pray for you? Offer to pray for others? Those are sinners, also? Have you ever even read the words of the 'Hail Mary?' Why are Protestants so ignorant of this basic fact?

"Holy Mary, Mother of God...pray for us sinners, now and at the hour of our death."

[Clandestine Printing Press @FunnyGirlBS]

@Kronykal @AMatteGrey Wrong. You had a choice and chose foolishly. We *all* have this choice.

[The Bee Guy @the_beeguy]

You’ve been seeing very large #bumblebees on the wing for the past while.

Why?

Okay I’ll tell you why in this quick thread if you promise to #retweet as the more people who know that these are queens the more likely that someone will help some out meaning more colonies next year.
Deal?
1/15

[Natalie Winters @nataliegwinters]

REVEALED: A think tank co-founded by Facebook’s founding president wants an entirely NEW visa category to repopulate struggling American communities with foreign workers.

It’s called the HEARTLAND VISA.

They’ve already mapped roughly 1,700 potentially eligible counties—home to 58 MILLION Americans.

The Economic Innovation Group, co-founded by Sean Parker, wants at least 100,000 visas a year.

The pitch is explicit:

“In exchange for living in a Heartland Visa community, workers with sufficient earnings will gain permanent residency”

American communities become the destination. Green cards become the incentive.

The proposal targets places struggling with population decline, including rural communities and former industrial centers.

Foreign workers would have to live in a participating area—but could work for an employer located elsewhere.

The think tank also proposes replacing labor certification with an earnings test for the green-card pathway. That would remove the usual labor-market test from this proposed route to permanent residency.

The idea has already reached Capitol Hill.

Republican Senator Todd Young and then-Senator Joe Manchin introduced a version in December 2024. Supporters included AOL co-founder Steve Case, Americans for Prosperity and the Niskanen Center.

County officials would decide whether their communities participate.

EIG continued lobbying for the proposal in 2026.

This is an organized push to turn population decline into a justification for a new immigration program.

[Clandestine Printing Press @FunnyGirlBS]

@ChrisLoesch @SlumRNA_Dog I'm not picking a side here, but I can't believe people actually think a guy named Joel Berry with Ashkenazi phenotypes is a "Christian." Idc what he claims - I have eyeballs and understand how posters and entities *mysteriously* blow up on this site. Absolutely wild.

[Clandestine Printing Press @FunnyGirlBS]

@Savsays Short of Hillside Strangler breaking in at 2 am, Lara Logan, or something along those lines, I believe ZERO "date rape" victims after what we've seen in the past decade or so.

[Clandestine Printing Press @FunnyGirlBS]

@MichaelRCaputo @DataRepublican No one has a problem with you because you disclosed it just now instead of that train wreck Jennica caused when she insulted an admin official more senior than her over nothing. You also didn't toot your own horn re "talented" civilians in SGE.

[Esoteric Shaggyism @EsoShaggy]

Candace Owens is a lesbian who cheated on her husband George Farmer in 2022 with a woman.

4 data leaks from 2007/2008 gay dating profiles connect to her emails, including a University of Rhode Island one.

The "Christian tradwife" lied to her audience about everything. The data leaks are from 2011 & 2016, respectively, before her rise to fame.

The accounts themselves date back nearly 20 years. This was before Candace was known, let alone before her birthday, location, and emails were public. Multiple have not been logged into for over 10-15 years and they were utilized for years.

One account was logged into on January 12th, 2022, while she was married and had kids.

"Candamo" is short for "Candace Amber Owens". The 429 in her usernames and emails stands for her birthday, April 29th.

Candamo429 is incredibly specific. The only instance of it being used is for Candace Owens' 2008 YouTube channel, which features a video with her face, voice, and name in the credits for a URI video.

Only 1 Candace Amber Owens attended the University of Rhode Island from 2007-2010. One dating profile is named "Cdot429", which matches Candace's mid 2015 Cdotamber Flickr page and her email Cdotamber429. Cdotamber, Cdot429 and Cdotamber429 are specific.

Every single one of the profiles is solely oriented towards women, with multiple identifying as lesbian and even the bi ones only expressing an interest in women. The way these websites work is if you select "interested in women," only women show up, listing as bi wouldn't make men appear.

Getting into the profiles, 3 were on one site. One, Fling, was on another but is only visible via a 2011 data leak.

Profile 1 - LickyouinRI: Candace Owens describes her sexuality as bi, but only lists an interest in seeking out women. Candace's bio has a savant-like tone.

This account details Candace's desire and passion for the female anatomy. She considers herself an expert at this.

The email attached to this account is an EDU email for the University of Rhode Island and links to her MySpace page. That MySpace page has her name and features a previously unknown photo of Candace in Young Steff's music video.

Profile 2 - collegefuck5: Candace states her intentions in her name. Candace exclusively shows interest in women and licking them.

It also requests a group session with a female couple! No men allowed by the author of "Make Him a Sandwich". That's despite listing herself as bi.

This profile is important because it was last logged into on January 12th, 2022, years after her marriage and first child.

There's no reason to log in again and not delete your gay dating account as a married woman with children. That is, unless you're cheating on your husband with a woman.

I tested it, and it takes about 4 clicks to delete your account on this site. You don't even need access to your email. Even if Candace lost access to her email, she could delete her account easily. Yet she logged in and didn't!

Candace hilariously lists her race as "East Indian" because her grandfather who came from St. Thomas.

This dating profile mentions being a college student from Kingston, Rhode Island, where the University of Rhode Island has its main campus.

Profile 3 - cdot429: Candace Owens lists herself as "lesbian" and states her location is Stamford, Connecticut, her hometown. This profile solicits a discreet encounter with "no strings attached." Candace last used this profile in 2013, confirming she identifies as a lesbian.

The height matches Candace Owens. The email is linked to a Candace Owens from Stamford, CT, who goes by "Candamo429".

Profile 4 - letmelickyou13. This profile is accessible via leaks. All that is shown is that it's exclusively interested in women.

This profile continues the licking theme.

The IP address for this 2008 account is linked to the University of Rhode Island's public IP address, which matches the period when Candace attended URI.

None of these profiles indicate any interest in men. Candace might have dated men, but it appears that, at an intimate level, she only likes her own gender. Candace is solely sapphic.

The reality is the assassination plot by French legionaries and Israel never existed. The French intelligence service, the Directorate General for External Security (DGSE), and Mossad could have found what I did, yet they never played this card.

They were never truly looking into her because Candace Owens isn't a threat to their power. Why would they skip to assassination over blackmail? Candace Owens is no serious threat to the powerful. They see her as a joke to be mocked.

Using Candace's worldview, Mossad or the DGSE would have blackmailed her; they would release this.
There are only 2 explanations: I'm the greatest of all time and have stronger capabilities than both the state of France and Israel. Or neither Israel nor France considered her a threat to enough to investigate.

I'm a private citizen with no government connections and no backers, yet I found proof of Candace Owens being a female-oriented adultress over multiple major intelligence services, including Mossad.

Candace Owens has been fundamentally lying about who she is. She lied about her private life. Candace publicly stated there's no dirt on her and she spends all her time between church and her children. She's incredibly duplicitous.

Candace's brand is based on authenticity, Christianity, and being pro-traditional family. Candace can't even be honest about her race, let alone who she is attracted to.

Candace Owens has accused countless people of being homosexual, with no evidence. Everyone from Taylor Swift to Eminem, to Nick Fuentes, to Blake Lively, to Erika Kirk. As it turns out, the only person who has any documentation of same sex attraction is Candace Owens herself.

Candace is free to present proof, like dating profiles. I have 4 pieces of evidence that show Candace Owens is what she accuses others of.

Candace Owens routinely accuses others of being homosexual without proof. I brought the proof that she's projecting her own insecurities. Candace's catchphrase is "fake and gay", she sells merch with this.

If Candace Owens is cheating on her husband by logging onto her dating profile for women, why should you trust her?
What do you actually know about Candace?

Candace has based her entire life around a lie. She has misled her audience and put her ego before her family.

Candace is a phony who has systematically lied about every aspect of her life, her marriage, and her entire worldview. There is nobody more dishonest, subversive, and hypocritical.

Candace betrayed millions of her own fans who look to her for truth. She mocked the people who believed in her. Candace made a joke out of her own "traditional Catholic" beliefs.

One of the 10 Commandments is "Thou shalt not commit adultery." Jesus, in the Sermon on the Mount, stated: "I say to you that everyone who looks at a woman to lust for her has already committed adultery with her in his heart."

By the definition within Christianity, even if she took no action, Candace Owens cheated on George Farmer with a girl.

Candace Owens betrayed her marriage. Candace Owens betrayed God. Candace Owens betrayed her fanbase. Even if Candace had an open marriage, she is scandalizing her husband and going against God.

The Candace opposition must come together. Candace Owens can be defeated if we all work together under my authority as the man who defeated Candace Owens. This is winnable if you choose victory and stop playing into Candace's endless back-and-forth.

This is the opportunity of a lifetime everyone has been waiting for. Up until now, the approach people have taken against Candace has only strengthened her cult and grown her audience. The ongoing dynamic must be changed.

Regardless of political stripe, we must all come together to defeat the single biggest political podcaster in the world. Together, we can defeat Candace, but only with your help and support.

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[Daniel Keene @Djkeene1]

Very disappointing to hear you’re willing to throw away net negative migration for the first time in 50 years, an 86% reduction in H-1Bs and import 11 million more illegals because gas prices are a little high.

I thought you were serious.

[Clandestine Printing Press @FunnyGirlBS]

@PrishaMosley @daddyicandy Include your parents in the lawsuit. As much as we should hate these doctors, you need to have the courage to hold your parents accountable too. They failed their one job.

[Clandestine Printing Press @FunnyGirlBS]

@bourne_beth2345 @xx_xyathletics @hecheateddotorg @icons_women Stop White Knighting for the male teenager. He's a sexual degenerate, not a "victim." You wouldn't make excuses for a teenage Peeping Tom or other fetishist, would you?