Funny Mom Tweets

I have the best children in the world! Parody account

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easy way to earn money
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Great New Way To Make Friends
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list of movies of 2015 😍😍😍

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boy logic:
- i like you
- but i'm talking to 3 other girls
- but i like you
- trust me

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When you're about to tweet something but remember that everyone thinks you are sleeping

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this vine will never get old 👶😭
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how am I supposed to go to school, do homework, study, stay in shape, be social, help out at home, and get 8+ hours of sleep at night??

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I love wearing sunglasses.
Am i looking at your face ?
Am i looking at your ass ?
No one knows.

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so true

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Mila kunis' first kiss was with ashton kutcher on that 70s show when she was 14 and now she's 31 having his baby tell me that's not goals

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da vinci is alive

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So tired of ppl saying they hate human beings. Go hang out w/a goat and see how much fun ur gonna have eating leaves with ur new bestfriend

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how do girls bear with guys buying them expensive stuff when i already feel SO bad when someone treats me a mcdonalds meal

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I only accept "K" from my mom

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the first guy to buy an iPhone 6 😂
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When someone takes your joke seriously and starts an argument

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When your best friend is doing a presentation in class

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When you realize how close your exams actaully are

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always listen to your mother