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@Cleartrip hi team , waiting for your reply of my DM .. It’s really very serious and urgent. Please respond ASAP.
When she’s upset don’t say a word, just grab her and reassure her that everything will be okey by kissing her forehead
The best kiss is the one that has been exchanged a thousand times between the eyes before it reaches the lips
Perfect relationship is not that you never get angry, upset or irritated with each other...
It’s how fast you resolve & bounce back to normal.
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Yuk ngobrol bareng Mimin Shopeecare! Mimin siap #MelayanidenganSolusi setiap saat| Untuk Aktivitas Promo silakan hubungi @ShopeeID
5SOS PHILIPPINES 🇵🇭
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Baby7
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If a girl leans towards you, kiss her. If her hand is free, hold it. If she’s upset, hug her until she is okey. We love it.
Like if you Love Your sister 💝
Make Way to your sister’s Heart with these Dozen Rose Bracelet through the language of flowers🌹💫!!
If you’re waiting on the waiter aren’t you the waiter?
Isn't it weird we have a little voice in our heads? Like the one you're using to read this.
Bruh...How did the people who made the first clock know what time it is?
Why is Drake worried if Kiki still loves him I thought he only loved his bed and his momma?
Friend: look at this picture of when I was younger
Me: technically isn't every picture of you is when you was younger?
day 789 without Boyfriend :
me: *hand hanging off the bed*
demon: *grabs it*
me: so what are we
day 6933 without Boyfriend : im 6933 days old ... single forever 😫😫
196 days without Boyfriend : I ate a family size bag of hot Cheetos so something could tear my ass up
Day 61 without Boyfriend : haven’t been disappointed in 61 days
Day 127 without Boyfriend : Went to bite my fingernails. Ended up sucking my own fingers for 15 minutes
Day 96 without Boyfriend : I got jealous of my house key because at least one of us got it in
Day 96 without Boyfriend : I poured milk on my chest and pretended it was cum
Day 10 without Boyfriend : I dropped some peanut butter on my toe... My dog licked it off and low-key turned me on...
Day 227 Without Boyfriend : I got excited when the man at subway asked if I wanted 6 inch or 12 x
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