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Funny Racist
@FunnyRacist
White, Black, Asian, Mexican... I'm racist to all!
Joined October 2011
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Funny Racist
@FunnyRacist
over 14 years ago
Attention all white guys! Go follow
@TheBenchLife
you will relate to all of his tweets! Go now!!
Funny Racist
@FunnyRacist
over 14 years ago
Go look at my last retweet by
@ImJimCarrey
! That black girl is nasty as hell!!
FunnyRacist
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Jim Carrey
@ImJimCarrey
over 14 years ago
LADIES: If you're trying to look hot remember to flush... http://t.co/kgtsfups
FunnyRacist
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Jim Carrey
@ImJimCarrey
over 14 years ago
I choose you...NIGGACHU! http://t.co/9L0Iy75A
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Ball State
@BallState
#WeFly. Can you? The views and opinions expressed in user comments on this social media site are those of the comment author and not those of Ball State Univer
FunnyRacist
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Jim Carrey
@ImJimCarrey
over 14 years ago
Taking a shower: 2 minutes of washing your hair and body... 28 minutes of thinking how cool it would be to be a superhero...
FunnyRacist
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Jim Carrey
@ImJimCarrey
over 14 years ago
S.C.H.O.O.L= Seven crappy hours of our life.. C.L.A.S.S= Come late and start sleeping.. F.I.N.A.L.S= Fuck, I never actually learned shit..
FunnyRacist
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Jim Carrey
@ImJimCarrey
over 14 years ago
Drunk people run through stops signs while High people wait for them to turn green.
FunnyRacist
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Jim Carrey
@ImJimCarrey
over 14 years ago
Why is there a show called "When Animals Attack"? It should be called "When Stupid People go Near Dangerous Animals"...
Funny Racist
@FunnyRacist
over 14 years ago
Jim Carrey has a twitter! My favorite white guy! Go follow him now!
@ImJimCarrey
FunnyRacist
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Robin Williams
@RobbyWilliams_
over 14 years ago
Drunk people run through stop signs, while high people wait for them to turn green.
FunnyRacist
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Robin Williams
@RobbyWilliams_
over 14 years ago
If you wanna dump your GF/BF here's how you do it: You: Wanna see a magic trick? Them: Sure. You: POOF! Your single! Works every time.
FunnyRacist
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Robin Williams
@RobbyWilliams_
over 14 years ago
Twilight's like soccer. They run around for 2 hours, nobody scores, and the millions of fans insist you just don't understand.
FunnyRacist
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Robin Williams
@RobbyWilliams_
over 14 years ago
How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Just Juan.
FunnyRacist
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Robin Williams
@RobbyWilliams_
over 14 years ago
Why do we call it "A word to the wise"? I thought we were trying to help out the stupid...
FunnyRacist
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Robin Williams
@RobbyWilliams_
over 14 years ago
Remember when somebody annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown, but it takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch slap that person.
FunnyRacist
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Robin Williams
@RobbyWilliams_
over 14 years ago
People say you can't live without love... I think oxygen is a little more important.
FunnyRacist
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Robin Williams
@RobbyWilliams_
over 14 years ago
The police are looking for a guy that is sexy, funny, and great in bed. You're safe but, where the hell should I hide?!
FunnyRacist
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Robin Williams
@RobbyWilliams_
over 14 years ago
Fact: 79,000,000 people are having sexual intercourse right now. Fact: 58,000,000 are kissing. Fact: 1 lonely person is reading this.
FunnyRacist
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Robin Williams
@RobbyWilliams_
over 14 years ago
I would rather cuddle then have sex. If you're good with grammar, you'll get it.
FunnyRacist
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Robin Williams
@RobbyWilliams_
over 14 years ago
My way of "Cleaning" is putting stuff in less obvious places...
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