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A student put his Venmo ID on a College Gameday sign asking for beer money & 225+ donated.

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-Claimed she wasn't fabulous
-vegetarian
-emo
-gave good ass head according to everybody

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I want an honest relationship. No lies. No mind games. No cheating.

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I don't care about your
- age
- weight
- sexuality
- height
- gender
- skin color.
As long as you respect me,
I'll respect you.

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The person who really LOVES u sees what a mess u can be, how moody u can get, how hard u are to handle, but still wants u in their life.

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RT if u miss someone
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FAV if you're wondering if they're missing you

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the end of October to December are definitely the best months I always feel so fulfilled and motivated and happy i cant wait for fallwinter

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she left him,
he lost his soul
she realized her worth,
he lost his purpose.
she's happy now and
he's finally feeling
what she felt

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[funny tips @FunnyTips01]

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MEU CORAÇÃO:

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I hate this feeling
like I'm here, but I'm not.
like someone cares
but they don't.
like I belong somewhere
else, anywhere but here

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When you really care about someone, sometimes their happiness is more important than yours.

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I'm not addicted to twitter. I only tweet when I have time: lunch time, break time, off time, this time, that time, any time, all the time.

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I will never have time for your

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Do you accept books for review, or do you review only those books selected by your editors? https://t.co/CWRtjcicc5

[Book Publicist Helen @helenmccusker]

@jonniemcaloon Hi Jonnie, would love to connect. Do you accept books for review, or do you review only those books selected by your editors?

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*बेबी👧🏻को बेस🎼पसन्द हैं,*
*सलमान😎को केस⛓पसन्द हैं,*
*मोदी👳🏻को विदेश✈पसन्द हैं,*
*और मुझे🏂मेरा देश पसंद हैं !!*✌🏻😘😘😘😘.

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I hate when u wanna talk about something that bothers u but you feel like you've already talked about it too much so https://t.co/0n71EHF6WF

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Smiling is the best way to face any problem, to crush every fear and to hide every pain. https://t.co/8OtO34h24R