FunnyUncleRandy

Southern gay man with a wicked sense of humor and socially aware.

[FunnyUncleRandy @FunnyUncleRand1]

I see no lies told here.
@tedcruz

[Fr. Allen @amjunek]

I have a costume party on Saturday and have been stressing over what to wear. I finally put this one together today and think it might be a hit!!

[FunnyUncleRandy @FunnyUncleRand1]

So excited!
I got my tickets today to see @lizzo this Friday night at the AAC. We are going to have a blast. #HappyGayMan

[FunnyUncleRandy @FunnyUncleRand1]

My heart is heavy and I am saddened to learn of the death of Leslie Jordan. He was such a sweet man.

[People @people]

Leslie Jordan is reportedly dead at 67.
Details here: https://t.co/8D3q6dUz2L

[FunnyUncleRandy @FunnyUncleRand1]

@tedcruz What a douche canoe! Why don’t you act like there is a once in a century ice storm in TX and leave the country. Can’t deal with cold weather and you let the orange clown screw you without lube.

[Ted Cruz @tedcruz]

About to go on @TheView!

Tune in!

[FunnyUncleRandy @FunnyUncleRand1]

Someone please define for me the phrase “blocked vagina”.
Can the VJ get constipated like the fart box?

[greg @mistergeezy]

WOW. freely using the N-word on NYC subway train? https://t.co/AhrZU72vli

[FunnyUncleRandy @FunnyUncleRand1]

@AnnaForFlorida Because that person does not know the word count. If a man, he probably can only count up to 21 when naked.

[FunnyUncleRandy @FunnyUncleRand1]

I need for my commentary here.

[FunnyUncleRandy @FunnyUncleRand1]

@OhHiChristopher Those look good!
I am sure they smell delicious as well.

[FunnyUncleRandy @FunnyUncleRand1]

Just because someone said something does not make it true.

[PoliticsGirl @IAmPoliticsGirl]

Share with friends who might not know what’s really going on…

[FunnyUncleRandy @FunnyUncleRand1]

So true. Who you vote for has consequences for way more people than just you.

[FunnyUncleRandy @FunnyUncleRand1]

@JohnArtist14 Woof!

[FunnyUncleRandy @FunnyUncleRand1]

How nice it would be to let teachers present what they know rather than train to take a test.

[Beto O'Rourke @BetoORourke]

Students, teachers, and parents all agree that we should cancel the STAAR test.

[FunnyUncleRandy @FunnyUncleRand1]

We all need to pay attention. The world we are leaving to further generations is beginning to look unrecognizable.

[Nancy Pelosi @TeamPelosi]

The Stakes: Social Security and Medicare, a woman’s right to choose, the planet, the cost of living and cost of Rx drugs, which Democrats lowered with NO Republican votes — ALL on the line.

REPUBLICANS HAVE NO PLAN to lower inflation or the cost of living for families.

VOTE!-NP

[FunnyUncleRandy @FunnyUncleRand1]

One side of my brain says they should be safe in top shelf.
Other side of brain says put them on bottom rack so they melt and can’t be worn.

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

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[FunnyUncleRandy @FunnyUncleRand1]

Those of a certain age will get this. I love the irreverent humor here.

[FunnyUncleRandy @FunnyUncleRand1]

This is some of you uptight queens moving through the crowded club on the weekend. No regard for others.
#rudegays

[Eric @EricEsoteric_]

scorpios stepping into their szn

[FunnyUncleRandy @FunnyUncleRand1]

This looks so cool. A little on the big side, but very useful with the multiple positions. I guess us g@y men would consider this truly versatile.

[Tansu Yegen @TansuYegen]

360° faucet with amazing design

[FunnyUncleRandy @FunnyUncleRand1]

Mr. Roboto here.

[Lakota Man @LakotaMan1]

A MAGA just told me that my non-Native alliance are bots. Let’s prove him wrong — where are my allies at?

[FunnyUncleRandy @FunnyUncleRand1]

Oh Damn!

[Khloe Park @itskhloepark]

When he says he’s close but he’s actually already there

[FunnyUncleRandy @FunnyUncleRand1]

Got a great gift for my 50th birthday, Randy Rainbow glasses and his book.