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[Reuters @Reuters]

Blazing building collapses in Sao Paulo, 1 dead, 3 missing https://t.co/kjPG3dz4G8

[The Wall Street Journal @WSJ]

U.K. prosecutors name Alfredo Saitta, currently a star manager at Brevan Howard, in Euribor trial https://t.co/OhYGzgP8Kr

[AP Climate @AP_Climate]

Higher humidity and cloud cover should help crews battling a destructive wildfire in an Arizona forest. https://t.co/y1jTEd0Fz2

[Maxi Volunteer @MaxiVolunteer13]

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[H. Whiltierna @HWhiltierna]

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[The Tonight Show @FallonTonight]

ICYMI: Robert De Niro encounters a dog for the first time 🐶 https://t.co/uX79pXYVDX

[Reuters @Reuters]

Rev your engines: Pope blesses Formula E electric racing car

[The Wall Street Journal @WSJ]

Few issues have drawn such universal ire—or impassioned defense—as Hawaiian pizza. So, does pineapple belong on pizza?

[I Am Funny @FunnyValet]

#WednesdayWisdom
It does not matter how slowly you go as long as you do not stop.
Confucius

[The Late Late Show with James Corden @latelateshow]

.@TraceeEllisRoss knows how to make an entrance!

[Iva W Childress @IvaChildress]

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[NBC News @NBCNews]

Paul Ryan: Legislation to protect Mueller not "necessary" https://t.co/qTu1PbU0t8

[I Am Funny @FunnyValet]

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[CNN @CNN]

Battle over sales taxes on online purchases heads to Supreme Court https://t.co/ruERoscaNj

[CNN @CNN]

"Ten days ago, President Trump said the USA's will is to disengage from Syria. We convinced him that it was necessary to stay."

French President Macron said he "convinced" Trump to stay in Syria before the US, UK and France launched strikes on Friday https://t.co/wsbfUIijek

[I Am Funny @FunnyValet]

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[I Am Funny @FunnyValet]

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[I Am Funny @FunnyValet]

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[CNN @CNN]

Space company Vector wants to churn out rockets like Ford made Model Ts https://t.co/Z0L4heYKwR

[The Onion @TheOnion]

"It just goes to show, the American dream can be achieved by anyone with grit, determination, a large sum of money wired to a J.P. Morgan & Co. account in New York by a wealthy relative, and a little bit of patience." https://t.co/zpLjAvjsUE