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Typerventilating: sending messages through IM in rapid sequential intervals

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It's election day! Practice your basic fundamental rights! RT for Obama Favorite for Romney #Obama #Romney

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YOLO: The most over used annoying fucking statement said by people who think they go hard. FUCK YOLO

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School: A place where you spend 70% of your day sitting in uncomfortable shitty plastic chairs and learn nothing.

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Welfare: A holiday celebrated at the first of the month

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Homework: After going to school for 7 hours fucktard teachers give you extra work because apparently we didn't have any in the first place

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50 Cent: muh nigga

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Gamer: A virgin

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Mud shark: any white girl who is down for black guys only

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Corn ball: someone who tries to be cool but doesn't realize how uncool they actually are

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Ronald McDonald: child molester, poses as a clown to lure kids to his laps then strikes its prey

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Facepalm: The only response to a stupid question or comment by placing your face in your palm.

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Four Loko: legalized cocaine in a can

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Jewed: To be screwed over or cheated out of money

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If I get 1k followers I will go to school tomorrow naked

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Facebook: Almost like prison where you write on walls and poke random people. A stalker dream come true.

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Birthday: The day nine months after the condom broke